Walmart Mom Persuasive Speech
The 19 Most Hilarious Walmart Mom Fails Ever
1. Her backside is so big that she needs a mobility scooter but couldn’t she at least have worn pants that cover her properly? And a g-string? Seriously why?
2. Pregnant? Don’t worry about buying maternity clothes; just let it all hang out like this lady. Oh and just keep smoking too while you’re at it.
3. When I go shopping I’m not interested in learning about people’s signature dance moves. Let’s pray she managed to get through her outing without a demonstration.
4. How hard is this to get right? If the crease of your butt is exposed, then your shorts are too short. Period.
5. Walmart we have a problem! Black bean burrito + short white skirt = the most embarrassing moment of your life.
6. Is your child tired of walking? Just drag them along behind your scooter – the floor is smooth right? …show more content…
Can you see the ice-cream specials from up there? Seriously though when your butt is so huge that a small child can stand on it you need to do something!
8. Hat – definitely, Top – got it, Tattoos – for sure, Pants? Who needs pants when you’ve got striped undies to show off?
9. Gravity sucks. In this case it’s sucking down your boobs and back boobs. Just cover up please and put on a bra!
10. I’m pretty sure my mom never had any t-shirts emblazoned with the f-word – not cool!
11. You couldn’t have just put him in the cart?
12. Someone get some pants to this lady quick! The top is too small lady, definitely too small to be pulled down to cover your bottom!
13. Matching shirts are already scary – matching “I’m a bitch” t-shirts for mom and daughter? Please no.
14. Where are the groceries going to go? That cart is full up already.
15. Just finished stripping? Lady it certainly looks that way!
16. I don’t know what is more painful here – the fact that she’s not wearing bottoms or the fact that the shirt is just too short to cover this
1. Her backside is so big that she needs a mobility scooter but couldn’t she at least have worn pants that cover her properly? And a g-string? Seriously why?
2. Pregnant? Don’t worry about buying maternity clothes; just let it all hang out like this lady. Oh and just keep smoking too while you’re at it.
3. When I go shopping I’m not interested in learning about people’s signature dance moves. Let’s pray she managed to get through her outing without a demonstration.
4. How hard is this to get right? If the crease of your butt is exposed, then your shorts are too short. Period.
5. Walmart we have a problem! Black bean burrito + short white skirt = the most embarrassing moment of your life.
6. Is your child tired of walking? Just drag them along behind your scooter – the floor is smooth right? …show more content…
Can you see the ice-cream specials from up there? Seriously though when your butt is so huge that a small child can stand on it you need to do something!
8. Hat – definitely, Top – got it, Tattoos – for sure, Pants? Who needs pants when you’ve got striped undies to show off?
9. Gravity sucks. In this case it’s sucking down your boobs and back boobs. Just cover up please and put on a bra!
10. I’m pretty sure my mom never had any t-shirts emblazoned with the f-word – not cool!
11. You couldn’t have just put him in the cart?
12. Someone get some pants to this lady quick! The top is too small lady, definitely too small to be pulled down to cover your bottom!
13. Matching shirts are already scary – matching “I’m a bitch” t-shirts for mom and daughter? Please no.
14. Where are the groceries going to go? That cart is full up already.
15. Just finished stripping? Lady it certainly looks that way!
16. I don’t know what is more painful here – the fact that she’s not wearing bottoms or the fact that the shirt is just too short to cover this