The Great Gatsby

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RADHA KRISHNA FUSED
 

Hosts – NARAD MUNI – N

            REPORTER – R

 

R – good evening, namashkaar. Satsriakaal, vannakumm

 aur jinhe ye sab lage kumm unko mera pyaar bharaa sweet saa welcome

 

doston aaj hum aapko ek bahut hee aiti haasik flight per… ek historical love story sunanae waale hain –

a story about a bhola bhala chori ,and cute si anjani chori,

 

jee haan aapne sahi suna – aaj hum aapko swarag lok ki sair karvaane waale hain… - and wahaan ki latest gossips se roobaroo karvaane waale hain…

yeh kahani kuch hai suni .kuch ansuni.kuch anjani ,kuch jani kuch pechani.

 

but isse pehle hum show ko aage badhaaye pehle – jaisa ki customary hai – kyun naa ganesh ji mahaaraaj ki vandana ho jaaye –

 

GANESH VANDANA

(song: jaidev)

(welcome song: kesaria balam)

R – Haan to friends aaj 21st century ke pehle dashak me it’s possible to travel to swarg lok from dharti lok –

 

        Aur aaj iss journey ko hum devlok se live telecast karne waale hai – sirf aur sirf aapke liye – so are you ready –I am… here we go………

 

(walks to the shuttle/exit/gate/wing)

v/o – welcome to swarg loke.. swarg loke me aap sabhi kaa swagat hai…

 

next scene – swarglok

 

Narad Intro –BACHNA EH HASINO

 

R interrupts N.M –

 

R – Excuse me!!! Ye narad muni jii kahaan milenge

 

N – Narad muniiiiii???? Main hee Narad Muni – aur pyaar se log mujhe N.M. bulaate hain –

 

R – tum aur narad muni – IMPOSSIBLE – I mean khud ko dekho – aapki veena kahaan hai – gherua vastra – wo mountain jaisa jooda – tum to suit me ho –

 

N – hey hey hey!!! Ye sab uss Ramanand Sagar ki galti hai…

till date woh hume every Saturday Sunday wahi old fashioned vesh bhoosa me wahi pooraane avatar me dikhata hai –

 

R – poorane avatar me???

 

N – aur nahi to kya – this is our new version – infact yahaan swarag lok me sab cheezen change ho chuki hai – anyways ab ye sab chorro and temme aap yahaan kyun aaye ho…

 

R – oh! narad muni ji! Wo actually kya hai naa main neeche dharti lok me ek bahut hee famous gossip show ka host hun and main yahaan khaas aapse milne aaya hun…– aap gossip king ho naa isiliye – and I want to know ki swarg lok ki latest gossip kya hai

 

N – arre pehle bolnaa thaa naa –maine to apne makeup ka touch up bhi nahi kiya - latest gossip me hai R-K kaa affair…

 

R – SRK???? SR-K kaun???

 

N – arre  tum RK ko nahi janti

 

R – nahi… Kaun RK???

 

N – uff!!! Tum sabko her ek cheez samjhaani padti hai – Rmatlab rads and Ks matlab krish… tumhe unse milna hai – ruko abhi milwaata hun –

 

R – arre arre ek sec N.M. Ji… mujhe milwaane dijiye naa – kisna se – afterall main show ki host hun aap nahi…

 

Wo kisna hai

 

N – dekhiye mr. reporter ji – apne krishna ka intro thik diya but…

 

R – but kya…???

 

N – but aapne krish kaa intro wrong diya… you know krish ekdum must hai – usse sone kaa bahut shaukh hai… din bhar buss phone per lagaa rehta hai… hamesha har ek jagah late pahunchta hai… aur haan uski planning ki timing ke baare me kyaa kehna – always in the last minute… krish ko cheezen bhoolne kaa bhi bada shaukh hai… and last but not the least uske highly logical logics hamesha illogical hote hain.. in short ab tum mujhe milwaane do humare kisna se humaare ishhhtyle me

 

Desi boys+ Munda kukad kamal ka+ Aadat se majboor

 

R – arre waah ye naya version o kafi dhin chaak thaa – ab NM ji please mujhe rads ke baare me bhi kuch bataiye naa

 

N – o rads ke bare me – wo bahut hee sweet hai – hamesha hansti rehti hai – infact krish to rads ke issi smile per fidaa hai… wo apne dosto ke liye kuch bhi kar sakti hai… and unlike kisna she’s very planned… usse romantic novels padhne kaa bhi bahut shaukh hai.. aur you won’t find her without her lip balm… jab dekho tab apna lip balm lagati rehti hai… trekking kaa bhi rads ko bahut hee shaukh hai… all in all...
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