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So, you want to know how best to prepare for that chemistry test? Well, have I got some great tips for you. First, it is important to realize that what is being taught in the classroom is only a minute part of what the actual knowledge transfer is supposed to be. The teachers think that by teaching the students everything that is in the curriculum is enough and that they have done their jobs by teaching the students from books. This is hardly the case, as the real challenge for the students is to use that knowledge in a meaningful way to really understand what the subject is all about. The studying from books part is the least important bit.

One of the most important things that is required to take a chemistry exam is to binge on fast food before the day of the exam. Start your day with a huge breakfast at any of the fast food chains, followed by a super-sized lunch, a midday snack, and an extra large meal at night. This would ensure that your body has been correctly metabolized a day before the test. All the fat content and preservatives that are found in these fast foods are all chemicals that can be found in your chapter of organic chemistry. This way, you will know exactly how these chemicals affect your body and you will be better able to explain the effects in your exam paper.

Another very important thing to do right before the exam is to stay up late at night and play lots of video games. Doing this would help you in two distinct ways. First, you will be better able to read and write your exam the next day. This is because video games have been known to hone your mental capabilities and to improve your hand eye coordination. When you go into the exam room the next day, your hands and eyes would be seeing, well hand to eye and you will be able to write faster, clearer, and smoother. Another way that this would help would be by making you tired when you stay up late at night playing the games. Almost all teachers...
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