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Mean Girls Transcript
This is your lunch, OK?
Now, I put a dollar in there
so you can buy some milk.
You can ask one of the big kids
where to do that.
You remember your phone number?
I wrote it down for you, just in case.
Put it in your pocket,
I don't want you to lose it.
OK? You ready?
I think so.
It's Cady's big day.
I guess it's natural for parents to cry
on their kid's first day of school.
But, you know, this usually
happens when the kid is .
I'm and until today,
I was home-schooled.
I know what you're thinking.
"Home-schooled kids are freaks."
Or that we're weirdly religious
And on the third day, God created
the Remington bolt-action rifle
so that Man could fight the dinosaurs.
And the homosexuals....