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Jeremy's Mission Statement Analysis
Jeremy,

I have been trying to find my Jerry McGuire mission statement. Haha! I hope you read all of my assignments, when I re- read them I am a beast. Anyway, as I sit here eating my black beans from a can. Did you know M. Phelps was caught smoking a bong? My response was that he should know better if he's being endorsed by cereal and a bunch of other shit to not have pictures of him smoking pot. I mean he does have ADHD so perhaps it helped, but still.

My point being I won't again nor drink. I have you. Ill smoke and drink you all day long. You know if you were following me on grindr, for some reason there were a lot of pilots on there.. and flight attendants randomly. I talked to this one he had a girl he screwed I told him I'd have a
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