Goblin Persuasive Letter

It is a melancholy Object to those, who walk through this great Town finding answers to kill or cure the goblins that are locked up for right now. The very intelligent scientist said that the rulers of the town put things in the water to get rid of the overpopulated village. People need to find a cure to clean up the water so people can be and also focus on the people getting sick and changing.

But my Intention is very far from being confined to provide only help for the need of change for the water and stop the leaders from doing this terrible thing to us. People have no idea that the government are the ones whose doing this, think that god is doing this because they didn’t the ceremony the right way. .

The number of Souls in this Kingdom
and even when they come to this Age, they will not be a goblin because we are going to find a cure or something to fix this chaos, I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least Objection.

I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy Scientist well knowledged that this whole chaos is created from the government.

I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration, that of the town, we should already have answer to this tragic and chaotic problem. We people dying or changing into goblins. If we don’t find this cure out real soon we will all die. This is day two with no answers, people need to
But before something of that kind shall be advanced in Contradiction to my Scheme, and offering a better, I desire the Author, or Authors will be pleased maturely to consider two points. First, As things now stand, how they will be able to find Food and Raiment for a hundred thousand useless Mouths and Backs. And Secondly, there being a round Million of Creatures in humane Figure, throughout this Kingdom, whose whole Subsistence put into a common Stock, would leave them in Debt two Millions of Pounds Sterling adding those, who are Beggars by Profession, to the Bulk of Farmers, Cottagers and Labourers with their Wives and Children, who are Beggars in Effect; I desire those Politicians, who dislike my Overture, and may perhaps be so bold to attempt an Answer, that they will first ask the Parents of these Mortals, whether they would not at this Day think it a great Happiness to have been sold for Food at a year Old, in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided such a perpetual Scene of Misfortunes, as they have since gone through, by the oppression of Landlords, the Impossibility of paying Rent without Money or Trade, the want of common Sustenance, with neither House nor Cloaths to cover them from Inclemencies of Weather, and the most inevitable Prospect of intailing the like, or greater Miseries