Everybody in their car wanna
Everybody going on a date
Everybody running late
Just make poop
When you're dodging traffic cause you gotta take a dump
No matter how good you drive you'll always hit a bump
But you will get home now sooner or later
But cross your fingers that you have toilet paper
If you gotta shit and you're stuck in traffic
Your palms will sweat and your ass will twitch
Ain't that a bitch?
If it starts to come out, just give your cheeks a pinch
Have you ever had to take a shit at a zoo?
Maybe at school?
Maybe in a pool?
Sometimes I have to take a shit in the drive through
This song goes out to the truckers
Man I feel bad for all you motherfuckers!
The people who like jumping out a plane
The people who get stuck in the rain
It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor
Everybody just need to make poop
All the girlies do it like Britney Spears
Pushing out a nutty-butty, face full of tears
Mr.T has problems with his colon
Cause every time he shits it looks like Gary Coleman
Whenever you go and take a crap, do you ever turn around and take a look back? Do you shit before you pee?
Sometimes I pee before I poop and when I poop I pee freely
If this song makes you feel weird,
Who cares about the other people
Just make poop
Everybody has a butt hole, make poop
If someone gets mad, tell them they make poop
That's it! I haven't heard enough people out there talking about making poop! So what am I going to do?
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