around by eliminating threats to all plant-life (people who consume or destroy vegetables‚ fruits‚ and plants are considered criminals).4. Society will be a better place for every living organism on this planet! (The plants will prosper when everyone is dead from malnutrition since plants can plant and water themselves).| Obviously‚ the true intentions of this “proposal” are to get rid all threats to the monopoly I am trying to initiate through synthetic plants. Farmers‚ markets‚ and drug stores will
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Homelessness “Sometimes it’s easier to walk by because we know we can’t change someone’s whole life in a single afternoon. But what we fail to realize is that simple kindness can go a long way toward encouraging someone who is stuck in a desolate place”. -Mike Yanksoki Statics suggest that in North Carolina alone over 25% of the homeless population are children‚ 15% out of those 25% children are the mothers and/or parents. Statistics also suggest that nearly half of the homeless population are single
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Baseball Crack!!! It’s going‚ going gone a home run. At the old ballpark. People going crazy‚ hotdogs are falling are falling out of your hands as your trying to caught that 405 ft shot to left field. But then you realize what it takes and how much science is put behind the game. And just all the patience you need to put into the game. So lets go play the best game in the world. BASEBALL!!! DO you have the skills it takes to play the game. CAN you hit a 98 mph fastball coming towards you or caught
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ALL HAIL KING OBAMA It is hard to ignore the problems in Washington when everyone is talking about them. From the corrupt democrats to the right wing extremist republicans‚ everyone seems to have a problem with the people that are in government seats in Washington. The speaker of the house seems to be getting a lot of the attention recently‚ being called a number of derogatory statements. Yes it seems everyone has a problem with the government of these United States. Still however the
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The Persons Case: A Milestone for Women’s Rights in Canada On October 18th‚ 1929‚ Emily Murphy‚ Nellie McClung‚ Louise McKinney‚ Henrietta Edwards‚ and Irene Parlby‚ known as the Famous Five‚ celebrated the ruling of the Privy Council in Britain declaring women as legal persons. Prior to this decision‚ Emily Murphy fought for the rights of all women for twelve years‚ never allowing her losses to bring her down. Emily became the first woman police magistrate in the entire British Empire and
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The resurrection of the dead is an important concept for Christians today. Without it‚ we would have no hope for the future if it were just as nihilism says where we are buried and that it the end there is no meaning to death or life. Yet the concept of the resurrection in the Old Testament is only mentioned only a few times yet it is an important in our daily lives. The concept of the resurrection gives us hope for the future after death; a future to be with God‚ which provides meaning for this
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AP English Language & Composition A satire is a work that is intended to ridicule or mock ideas‚ persons‚ events or doctrines‚ or to make fun of human faults or weaknesses. The Onion News Network is a network that features satirical reporting on international‚ national‚ and local news. The Onion created an article called MagnaSoles‚ and this is a satire. It speaks about this so-called “MagnaSole product” and really tries to advertise and sell it. Many rhetorical strategies and appeals show up
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Art Critique of Café Terrace At Night Café Terrace at night is an oil canvass painting by the famous Dutch Artist Vincent Van Gogh. In the Painting‚ Van Gogh depicts the exterior of a side walk café on a starry night. We also see many people wandering on the streets or sitting on the terrace of the café. In the corner‚ we see a tree looming over the cobbled street. As it is taken place at night‚ we see that both of the buildings are illuminated. We also see a horse and a carriage
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Satire is my element. Every conversation feels my scathing and dry tone penetrate the ranks. So‚ when presented with this assignment‚ I could not help but smile. I actualize the quote by German satirist Georg Christoph Lichtenberg‚ “The finest satire is that in which ridicule is combined with so little malice and so much conviction that it even rouses laughter in those who are hit”‚ especially in regards to my list “Everything It Takes to Get Accepted to College”. Unsurprisingly‚ I hold infinite
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narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot” to cause the curious reader to search for such things. Most of these secret messages are written through satire‚ allowing Twain to point out and ridicule societal ills at the time. Racist‚ ignorant‚ and cruel thoughts or individuals are
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