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    ” Linda wanted to give the dog a cookie. So she asked‚ “ Does your dog like cookies?” “They are his favourite food.” said the old lady. Linda was terribly afraid of dogs so she asked‚ “Does your dog bite?” The old woman smiled and said‚ “ NO! My dog is very tame. She is even afraid of cats!”

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    The Raccoon & The Squirrel (The Priest Story) Once upon a time deep in the forest lived a raccoon named Simon who is a mischievous fellow that steals food occasionally from the farmer’s land. On every full moon Simon would quietly sneak into the farmer’s land and steal some of the ripe vegetables and fruits leaving his home unguarded. While Simon is busy stealing food‚ Ruphis the squirrel who recently moved into the forest noticed Simon’s daily routines and started to loot Simon’s home and takes

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    Best Kept Secret   At a dinner party‚ several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.  ’No woman‚’ said one man‚ scornfully‚ ’can keep a secret.’  ’I don’t know about that‚’ answered a blonde woman guest. ’I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.’  ’You’ll let it out some day‚’ the man insisted.  ’I hardly think so!’ responded the blonde lady. ’When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years‚ she can keep it  What A Gesture Two men were playing

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    CELIA CRUZ Cruz was born on the date of October 21‚ 1925 in Havana‚ Cuba. She was born as Ursula Hilaria Celia Caridad Cruz Alfonso to the parents of Catalina Alfonso and Simon Cruz. Her trademark quote was “azucar” meaning sugar in the Spanish language. She was the first female salsa mega-star and today she’s known as the Queen of Salsa. She was raised in the neighborhood of Santo Suarez along with 14 other siblings. She was the second of 4 children. Life in this neighborhood was very brutal and

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    Funny Story Theme

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    The theme of It’s Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini is life is filled with problems‚ but you need to work through them‚ and learn about yourself. An example of this being the theme is while Craig is in the hospital he discovers his love for art after realizing how much he enjoys art Craig decides to go to art school instead of his original high school. By adding this the author wanted the reader to recognize Craig making concrete plans for his future. This showed that Craig learned about himself

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    Chet Baker Sings (1954)

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    review is Chet Baker’s critically acclaimed cool jazz album ’Chet Baker sings. I have previously heard a couple of numbers from this musician‚ such as his famous rendition of the the track ’My Buddy’ but have never listened to one of this artists albums. I decided to give him a chance and was delighted. Upon my initial listening I was greeted by the sounds of a muffled trumpet‚ a light jazz piano‚ soft brushes on a snare‚ and the smooth tone of Chet Baker’s voice. These sounds being produced on

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    It’s Kind of a Funny Story Ned Vizzini Prompt #2 The word hope‚ in the dictionary means a feeling of expectation and desire for a certain thing to happen. Everyone finds hope in their own way. Things or events we may not see hope in‚ may just be the defining hopeful moment in someone else’s life. Hope is in our daily lives weather we choose to see it or not. It is in the books we read‚ the people we meet and in our lives as a hole. A famous quote by Desmond Tutu states ¨Hope is being able to see

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    The book Gandhi An Autobiography: The Story of My Experiments with Truth is a book that is written in a way that does not narrate Mohmand Gandhi’s life; but rather‚ it shapes a more interactive approach to not only educate readers‚ but to teach them the importance behind his philosophies. The book is structured in a way that shows readers the challenges that Gandhi faced and how these formulated his outlook on life. Moreover‚ he writes his book from a self-realization standpoint on how his teachings

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    FUNNY CINDERELLA STORY

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    NARRATOR: Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl named Cindelila. She had a cruel stepmother. STEPMOTHER: And…did you make breakfast? CINDELILA: Yes‚ breakfast is ready. STEPMOTHER: Did you iron my clothes?? CINDELILA: Yes‚ I did. STEPMOTHER: Did you clean the kitchen??? CINDELILA: Yes‚ way to finish… STEPMOTHER: Uhhh-OHHH!! I see dirt!! Here….Here….Here…and you yourself!!!!! IS THIS WHAT YOU CALL CLEAN??? GET FAR AWAY FROM ME U THIS DIRTY GERM!!! EWWWWW!

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    For many people‚ the zoo is a source of fond memories and funny childhood story’s like the swinging monkey‚ growling tigers and the others animals. Sometimes when we watch the animals in a captivity jumping through a flaming hoop or stand on its hind legs‚ it becomes easy to forget about all the abuse that the animals have been through. The animals may not like to do these things that we human feel amused about. They may prefer their own habitat if they had choices. Some people and I see zoos as

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