Watergate Failure

America was once a hustling and bustling titan of industry, pumping out new products and mining our beautiful lands for our precious resources that made us the powerhouse we were. Sadly, during the Great Hippie Uprising of the 60’s and early 70’s, those acid fueled teenageres decided that they hated America’s success, claiming that various industries were “destroying the environment” or that they were “releasing countless cancer causing chemicals into the water sources” or other random pieces of unconfirmable pseudoscience. After much pressure, the Nixon Administration had quite possibly one of the largest political blunders in history. This blunder was the creation of the infamous Environmental Protection Agency, and this massive smudge of Nixon’s otherwise clear and honorable presidency is the true cause of his resignation, Watergate was merely a cover up. The EPA began to rule over our once great country’s businesses with an iron fist, stifling mining/ drilling operations that give America the resources we need to thrive. They spouted their liberal
With the recent appointment of Scott Pruitt to the head of the Environmental Protection Agency, common sense and order will soon be restored. While to those hippies living in their parent’s basements, appointing a man whom has described himself to be “against the EPA’s liberal agenda” may seem foolish, but be assured, Pruitt will help make America back into the wonderland that it was in the 1920’s. A man like Pruitt isn’t afraid to say what’s on everybody's minds. He questions if carbon dioxide even actually contributes to global warming. But how can carbon dioxide contribute to global warming in global warming isn’t real. Pruitt is also highly overqualified for the position of head of the EPA, with his degree in political science and communications, he’ll be the library of environmental knowledge that saves us