Venus Fly Trap Research Paper

"RAWR!" You hear as a giant three hundred foot Venus fly trap comes falling out of the sky. You've only heard legends of the Venus fly trap known as John. She goes around destroying entire planets which it why Mars, Jupiter, and Planet X is now just a figment of the imagination. As John goes rampaging through you start seeing the Nova Squadron forming a huge shield using the galactic rift fleet. Now let's go back to the birthplace of John.

John was a science experiment that came from the planet XX 1251. XX 1251 is a planet that is run by Venus fly traps. The only issue is that they were getting too much oxygen in their atmosphere and were running out of Carbon Dioxide to breathe. So one day a small little tulip by the name of Johnny had a brilliant idea he would make an oxygen breathing plant. So Johnny began working, Johny figured out that by reversing one of the genes that they could make an oxygen breathing plant that would solve their problem. After many years he made a small little plant that was about 5 feet tall that could breathe oxygen. But then this small little plant grew to nearly 150% it's regular size. Thus John was born.
Then John made a shield of oxygen around herself so she could fly from planet to planet destroying everything. Now John was on Earth the planets of humans. Now the humans had to figure out how to destroy this massive creature. To figure this out the top ranking officials all went into a bunker and discussed how to kill this gigantic beast. After about five days of discussion, they decided that they would shoot it into the sun as well as shoot 45 nukes at it to make sure it