Rowan Jordan

Rowan Jordan is the wildest, most random, and most talkative person I have ever met. I was first introduced to Rowan when I joined the softball team sophomore year. At first, Rowan came off as a fairly normal, albeit wild, person. As I got to know her however, I quickly came to the realization that her flaming red hair perfectly matched her crazy personality. When we both sat in the dugout during softball games sophomore year, we dedicated our time to jokingly taunting our friend Halle, who played on 3rd base. We easily bonded over this as our sometimes-childish and witty humors allowed us to get along extremely well. The most noticeable thing about Rowan is her hair. It’s bright red and automatically grabs attention. To go along with her red hair, she has lots of freckles to complete her stereotypical ginger look.
For example, she perfectly utilizes her ridiculous accents whenever she tells jokes or stories. At one point during a class this year, she went on for about 10 minutes telling a made-up story about an original character “Old Johnny” while speaking in an old, slightly southern accent. Once she was finished she said something along the lines of, “All right, that one was a little overdone.” Although her talkative and humorous nature is so entertaining, it sometimes causes less patient people to become easily irritated. One of those people is Kara Rowan, Rowan’s cousin and my very good friend. Kara describes Rowan’s humor as “immature. She’s takes everything too far and I just want to slap her.” If anything, I believe this quote better explains Kara’s dramatic nature than Rowan’s humor. I tend to find Rowan much more amusing, and I recently made the connection that Rowan is a young, female version of Adam Sandler both in regards to her humor and her actions. Though everyone I told this to agreed with me, it caused Rowan to have an existential