I am a conqueror. I am NOT a complainer.
I wear my trucks loose and keep my bearings greased.
I defend my jammer – she who is my individual point scorer.
Without points we do not conquer.
Without her blockers, she cannot score,
And so I push and hammer through the rival all you can eat blocker buffet.
Like freshly born colts, they continue to stand back up.
And so I get my fill, gluttonous, bloated by the blockers that offer themselves up for sacrifice.
I am a blocker.
Victory is my goal. I WILL hold back the opposing jammer.
Every second that I hold her is a victory.
Every aggravation that I cause her is a victory.
Every point that I keep is a victory.
These are MY teams points she is taking when she passes, and I won’t have