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1Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
+155This is an exceptional little phrase which can be used in any situation, whether it be orthodox or unorthodox. Furthermore I hope that anyone who uses this cracking little nugget of pure wit uses it well, as the results could be explosive.
+86This is a great diss, which implies that their birth was a big mistake, caused by a failed condom. Perfect to use to someone who you think has no purpose of doing anything, and just tries to target you for no reason.
+81I literally laughed my ass off off when I read this, so going to use it at school! More comments about Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory 2Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
+53GREAT! I love this! I am so going to use it on everybody! This is the best insult in the world! I don't think anybody will hate this diss!
+30Nice! I actually laughed at this one! I might try this one on a woman although it will fail horribly. I want to see their reaction!
+10Amazing, I used this on an idiot from my school! I love this website, it's really cool. More comments about Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is 3You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
+157I WILL USE THIS JOKE TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON I SEE ANYWHERE I GO IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!
+97I'm going to so use this one! This one of the BEST I've heard so far.
+68This is the funniest this I've heard all day!
More comments about You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen 4It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork
+58This is absolutely brilliant. I can picture it happening. I really hope I can remember this one forever because I'm sure I'm going to need it eventually.
+21That was seriously funny who ever came up with that is a legend laugh out loud
+9I laugh so much at this one! Laugh out loud
Dude this was really cool
More comments about It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork 5Dumbass
+68Red Forman is a winner. How many times has he insulted people with this? How many times has it fit? 'enough said.
+41A classic! Always use it hahahaha. The absolute best of all time. People will say this always no matter what
+30I started cracking up seeing it this high on the list and just seeing the word "dumbass"... More comments about Dumbass
6If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid
+50I think is the best dis ever, you can say it anyone calls you dumb or brag about themselves
+9That's hilarious! I'm gonna use it on my mean cousins!
+4Hi. Not much of an opinion. Oh well this was still really hilarious.
More comments about If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid 7Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
+51Say it in a Mychonny accent and it becomes GENIUS AND WILL own ANYONE!
+16I love this; its great. Id rate this higher than a three, the others on the list didn't make me laugh as much.
+15I could use this as a joke with friends. I could use a slight re-mix of this when leaving a conversation after an argument. I could use this anywhere!
More comments about Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea. 8You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
+32HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome. Im gonna use this on my enemy when the time comes... or maybe even tomorrow! LOLOL Love it. Whoever first said this was a genius. (:
+7genious! lol this is a good one and I'm so gonna use it!...