To Kill a Mockingbird
1. Ask someone “Do you want to see bofa?” They respond “Sure, why not?” You then call out “Bofa Deeeeeez Nuts!” It is then up to you whether you honor their request to actually see bofa.
Originality Factor 8: We only heard this once before it moved us so deeply as to create this website.
Effectiveness Quotient 10: Almost no one sees this coming. They may not understand why you would ask if the want to see bofa, but they will have no idea that an affirmative response may give them a view of your testicles.
Best time to use: Any time, day or night. 2. Ask a baseball fan, “Circa 1999, did you want the Yankees or the Expos to win the World Series.” This is a win-win. If they say Expos you yell “Expose deeeeeeeeeeez nuts!!” It is then up to you whether or not you expose doze nuts. If they say Yankees, you yell “Yank on Deez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!” but don’t allow them to yank on your nuts. Originality Factor 8: This one was a far more popular when the Washington Nationals baseball team was the Montreal Expos. At this point, you are sure to be the only one asking this question.
Effectiveness Quotient 5:People likely won’t anticipate where you are going with this, so they’ll fall right into your trap. But no one really wanted the Expos to win, so you’ll be doing more yanking than exposing.
Best times to use: Watching a baseball game, or your during a stressful moment in your fantasy baseball draft.
3. Call out someone, “Hey Phil,” even if they are not Phil. When they respond, “Phil who?” it is your chance to exclaim “Phil Deeeeeez Nuts!”
Originality Factor 2: This one was widely popular in the original Snoop Dogg era.
Effectiveness Quotient 6: Most people let down their defenses because won’t know why you are calling them Phil. However, it can be quite difficult to recognize that you are using the name Phil to mean feel.
Best time to use: Pick your spots carefully. If there is a guy named Phil around, you are toast. 4. Ask someone “Have you
Originality Factor 8: We only heard this once before it moved us so deeply as to create this website.
Effectiveness Quotient 10: Almost no one sees this coming. They may not understand why you would ask if the want to see bofa, but they will have no idea that an affirmative response may give them a view of your testicles.
Best time to use: Any time, day or night. 2. Ask a baseball fan, “Circa 1999, did you want the Yankees or the Expos to win the World Series.” This is a win-win. If they say Expos you yell “Expose deeeeeeeeeeez nuts!!” It is then up to you whether or not you expose doze nuts. If they say Yankees, you yell “Yank on Deez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!” but don’t allow them to yank on your nuts. Originality Factor 8: This one was a far more popular when the Washington Nationals baseball team was the Montreal Expos. At this point, you are sure to be the only one asking this question.
Effectiveness Quotient 5:People likely won’t anticipate where you are going with this, so they’ll fall right into your trap. But no one really wanted the Expos to win, so you’ll be doing more yanking than exposing.
Best times to use: Watching a baseball game, or your during a stressful moment in your fantasy baseball draft.
3. Call out someone, “Hey Phil,” even if they are not Phil. When they respond, “Phil who?” it is your chance to exclaim “Phil Deeeeeez Nuts!”
Originality Factor 2: This one was widely popular in the original Snoop Dogg era.
Effectiveness Quotient 6: Most people let down their defenses because won’t know why you are calling them Phil. However, it can be quite difficult to recognize that you are using the name Phil to mean feel.
Best time to use: Pick your spots carefully. If there is a guy named Phil around, you are toast. 4. Ask someone “Have you