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Humorous Wedding Speeches
We are gathered here today to celebrate one of life's greatest moments, to give recognition to the worth and beauty of love, and to add our blesses to the words which shall unite_Jordan _ and ____Olivia__ in holy matrimony.

____Oliva____ AND Jordan__There are no obligations on earth more sweet or tender than those you are about to assume. There are no vows more solemn than those you are about to make. True marriage is the holiest of all earthly relationships. Will you bring to this new life each for the sake of the other, the best that you have in you, seeking to express your life together, each at the highest level of your own understanding and do you understand the sacredness of the vows you are about to make? If so say, “We do!”
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Be able to forgive, do not hold grudges, and live each day that you may share it together - as from this day forward you shall be each other's home, comfort and refuge, your marriage strengthened by your love and respect for each other.
To make this relationship work takes more than love. It takes trust, to know in your hearts that you want only the best for each other. It takes dedication, to stay open to one another, to learn and grow, even when it is difficult to do so. And it takes faith, to go forward together without knowing what the future holds for you both. While love is our natural state of being, these other qualities are not as easy to come by. They are not a destination, but a journey.
Unity candle
Today two candles have been given the light of love from your beautiful mothers,these candles represent your two lives before you met each other, your two families, your sets of friends. Today you will each take a candle light center candle. This represents your two sets of friends and two sets of families now become one.

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