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Humorous Wedding Speech: My Mom And The Lottery By Shirley Jackson
What if you had enough money to make the impossible possible and become more famous than Lebron James and Kyrie Irving? Well let me tell you that now I am! This is how it all started,on a burning hot Sunday in July, I walked in my tiny house and turned on my crt tv (an old fat tv)hoping I would win the lottery, (though I never won) They called the numbers 6666, my numbers were 9999, I lost! But then I realized that I was holding the ticket upside-down. I had won a billion dollars! I’m going to buy a gift for my mom,my best friend Damian, and the Parsippany PAL. I now has as much money as Bill Gates!
The first person I want to give an exquisite gift to is my wonderful mother! I really wish to fulfill my mother's hearts desires buy buying her
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