Have you ever had that roommate that never cleaned up after them selves, they are always leaving there dishes in the sink and there dirty clothes everywhere. And you find yourself asking how do you get rid of your room mate? Well first things first, murder and poisoning is off the list. They are illegal and will get you a new roommate behind iron bars. So unless you want to be washing your sheets out in the sink you probably shouldn’t go a different route.
So it is understood that we will take no illegal means to edject your roommate from your apartment. But maybe you could become annoying trying out different thing that you already do that your roommate might find annoying but escalate it but ten. You have to think what ever you do now, that is annoying isn’t bad enough because you are still stuck with your roommate.
I will give you some annoying and a touch insane ways you may be
able to use to get rid of your roommate without committing a crime. First
you should start to read with a flashlight when the lights are on. Pretend to
read without one when the lights are out, remarking ever so often how
great the book is. This should start to make them think you might be
loosing it but it will not be enough to get them packing.
So maybe you should start making toast for breakfast every
morning, but don't plug in the toaster. Eat the plain bread looking at the
toaster angrily and complain that the toaster doesn't know what it's doing. If
your roommate suggests plugging it in, then have a fit about fire safety. By