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funny... but not it's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye it's funny how good memories can start to make you cry it's funny how forever never seems to last it's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past it's funny how “friends” can just leave when you are down it's funny how when you need someone they never are around it's funny how people change and think they're so much better it's funny how many lies are packed into one “love letter” it's funny how one night can contain so much regret it's funny how you can forgive but not forget it's funny how ironic life turns out to be but the funniest part of all, is none of thats funny to me arianna loshnowsky http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/funny-but-not/ Tinkle,Tinkle Little Car
© Cecilia L. Goodbody
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.

Leaking oil every day
Having it your own way.

Going up hills real slow
I don't want you any mo'.

Tinkle, Tinkle little car
Boy, what a lemon you are.

Source: Tinkle,Tinkle Little Car, Short Funny Poem http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/tinkle-tinkle-little-car#ixzz2XGTqrluV www.FamilyFriendPoems.com Dare Devil
© Sasha Morales
I was a dare devil,
I always raised the level,
I got bruises and scars,
But that didn't stop me from going bizarre

I would jump and skate,
But it wasn't my fate,
I have to find something else to do,
Before I don't have a clue

Source: Dare Devil, Short Funny Poem http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/dare-devil#ixzz2XGU4sc3Z
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