English Vinglish

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ENGLISH VINGLISH

Guyz today I am going to share my sob story, ever since from my childhood I had a habit of getting failed in English, though I took some extra care of this habit and kept failing my English subject. Even though I never considered English as a tough subject and language, just spelling and tenses are my cause of misery. I still remember my teacher who used to teach me English, he also had some serious problems in his English in terms of pronunciation. He pronounced CUP as SUP, Knowledge as Knooowwledge and machine as MACHEENE. After studying all these kind of things my English got sharper, I still remember when I had to fill my admission form of Metric in Colum of sex I started feel like shame and went into thinking how could I describe my sex fantasy in one line? At the start of the form, I had to write my own name, due to unawareness of English I had to travel to Islamabad, because it was written that write your name in CAPITAL.  

While watching English movies I got understand all story but could not able to understand a single story play, Terminator, Titanic, Transporter and some others all time favorite movies I got understand and enjoyed just because of sheerness of my intelligence. Few years ago it was cleared to me that I can understand Persian, Arabic, Pashto but not English, but things turned around drastically and now I can confidently say either I learned English or all other people got forget English, whatever the reason I am so happy. Now all the spells is being changed, all English words just consists of 2 or 3 alphabets, if we want to write “coming” so all we need to write is only CMG, GF girl friend, FB face book. Now the long English words can be cut down to short words. After doing too much hard work I memorize the spelling of UNFORTUNATLY but now UNFORT is enough, it means from where the tough spells start at the very time it comes to an end. This matter is not abolished here either, oftentimes some weird kind of situation...
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