Cootie Germ Research Paper

To this day, I'm convinced that the origin of the female race is of an extraterrestrial one. Throughout elementary school, they carried the highly lethal and infectious "cootie germ", the slightest physical touch and you would be reduced to the leper of the playground. They then evolved from pathogen carrying beings to an alien species in middle school, and any contact, verbal or physical could be deemed inappropriate because of it's risk of breaching the bro-code. In the beginning of high school, the frequent drama would always leave us baffled, especially when given the decision to pick sides . Now, they are sophisticated creatures that roam the school halls, capturing the attention of males with their attractive physical features, witty