Chuck Norris Facts

Top 50 Chuck Norris Facts & Jokes * Chuck Norris had a staring contest with Medusa, and won.
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Bottom of Form * Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Bottom of Form * There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Bottom of Form * Chuck Norris hears sign language *
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Bottom of Form * When Chuck Norris stares at the Sun, the Sun goes blind.
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Bottom of Form * Chuck Norris doesent need a twitter, He's already following you.
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Bottom of Form * Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Bottom of Form * Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Bottom of Form * Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Bottom of Form * Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Bottom of Form * When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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