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    Response to a Graduation Speech Mark D. Weil University Of Alaska‚ Anchorage Abstract This essay is a realistic view point responding to a valedictorian address‚ “Here I Stand” ‚ written and spoken by E. Goldson‚ (2010). Goldson belittles her own accomplishments as valedictorian. She proclaims there is too much repetition in American education. Goldsons probable motive in writing a seemingly contumacious speech towards education are unveiled. This essay gives a brief summary

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    College summer time I had ruby-stained lips from cheap red wine Playin sand vollyball and listenin’ to Luke Bryan You just wanted me in the sack Like the Alabama quarterback This Camel Crush is goin’ up in smoke There were two other girls and I didn’t get the memo You’re a lyin’ lyin’ schemin’ schemin’ cheatin’ fool But don’t worry there too much darlin’ I ain’t as cruel Until I drank that whole bottle of Bourbon And told the whole town about you with a caution sign And I found my daddy’s ol’ shotgun

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    Good evening Tally Youngblood‚ so where do you think you would have ended up if the Rangers or also known as Bug Eyes didn’t give you a ride to the Smoke? Honestly if the rangers would have gave me a ride I do believe that i would have found my own way to The Smoke. I feel that way because for one I was already over halfway there but also most importantly as the farther I ventured the more I was thinking like Shay. And if I was thinking like shay then I would have arrived at The Smoke in no time

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    State of devastation was left behind‚ once the war had ended and people were free. Families were destroyed with no clue how to rebuild their foundation. War has stained the streets with red‚ and for the first time people were forced to see the reality of what “turning your cheek” can really do. To let one run so far with they hate had left our society in shambles. This compelled us‚ as human beings to change. By building off compassion and empathy‚ to start a new love for our humanity and the generation

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    Freshman Mentor Now that you are attending Westview High School you are most likely wondering how you are going to get through these four years. As a senior mentor I was paired up with you to help you for the first the first couple weeks of school. As an incoming freshman for these weeks to come I am here to help you get your high school career on track. You are most likely very nervous as I was when I was a freshman. I am to pass wisdom on to you the freshman student. There are three or four

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    This was a few months after she took him back‚ a few months after she left the shelter for battered women. He gave her the speech of I’m sorry‚ I learned my lesson‚ it will never happened again‚ I don’t know what came over me‚ I’m clean‚ and I want to be a family etc. I still don’t know what caused their argument. We were having fun and playing a game and he started yelling

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    Thank you for joining us for the 11th Graduation Ceremony. We are gathered here to celebrate the end of a successful voyage. Four years ago‚ we unknowingly set foot on a path that would ultimately shape us into the individuals that sit before you today. Right now‚ it’s tempting to try to sum up the past four years. It’d be nice to pack up everything we’ve learned‚ fix a little handle on it‚ carry it with us onto the shiny train of the future to say “This was my time at Mehmet Akif College! Wasn’t

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    In the book Funny in Farsi by Firoozeh Dumas‚ there are five concepts from our textbook‚ Lives Across Cultures: Cross-Cultural Human Development by Harry W. Gardiner and Corrine Kosmitzki. Three of the concepts are components of Firoozeh Dumas’ developmental niche such as the psychology of her caretakers‚ the customs of her child care‚ and the social settings of her daily life growing up. The other two concepts are individualism and ethnocentrism. Dumas’ developmental niche is apparent throughout

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    Thank you very much. Thank you very much everybody‚ and thank you Tom. I’d like to congratulate our incredible entertainers tonight. Toby‚ and Lee Greenwood and all of the great talent. It was really very special. I also have to thank our incredible military right here. Thank you. Stand up‚ please. You guys were really great. Thank you. So this journey began 18 months ago. I had something to do with it‚ but you had much more to do with it than I did. I’m the messenger. I’m just the messenger. And

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    If you are stuck trying to write you own graduation speech‚ you can use this one. Feel free to modify it to suit your particular situation. "We are here today for "ABC Preschool’s Graduation Ceremony. This is a momentous occasion in the lives of all the children. It is also a time to recognize the outstanding work of the staff here and the parents of the students. Just looking around‚ the happy smiling faces says so much about the environment here at ABC Preschool. Our children have learned

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