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1. The first step to become a pimpstress is learning your stride. Or in this case, learning how to strut your stuff. A strut is an attitude walk. Ace this, and people will have their eyes glued to your punani in no time. This increases your sexyness and your swagger all at once.
2. The second step to accomplishing this is becoming Badassified. This means you’re fortified with 100% recommended daily dose of badass. This will now be your orange juice with the vitamin C, only it’s with the essence of badass instead. So basically, if your plus vitamin C orange juice were plus badass instead, you would be badassified. You want people to be jealous.. You want them to react. You want them to say “Oh my God, look at that pimpstress working her stuff, she is 100% badassified.” Because you can’t get a pimpstress without the badass.
Once you’ve perfected the above steps, everything begins to come naturally.
An important rule to remember though is that being mean, keeps ‘em keen. Play hard to get gurlfran because no one likes an easy bitch with a flapping clitoris. The tighter the better. Squeeze in them butt cheeks and suck in that gut, get your sexy on and choose the D wisely. Remember, the bigger the better. EXCEPT, don’t let a guys build catch you off guard. A big guy, may have a small dick. The smaller guys often surprise you. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.... Unless they’re ugly, then kill them with fire and if they touch you.... burn yourself too because you’ve failed yourself as an experienced pimpstress if that’s the case.
Moving on..
Once you start putting yourself out there, depending on whether or not you’re doing a good job, people may start associating you with the word Mojdeh or hard to get. These are two very positive things in the eye of a pimpstress.
A MOJDEH is a term used to describe a Bad-Ass Sexy Pimpstress. A person of uncontrollable beauty and a female who has an
1. The first step to become a pimpstress is learning your stride. Or in this case, learning how to strut your stuff. A strut is an attitude walk. Ace this, and people will have their eyes glued to your punani in no time. This increases your sexyness and your swagger all at once.
2. The second step to accomplishing this is becoming Badassified. This means you’re fortified with 100% recommended daily dose of badass. This will now be your orange juice with the vitamin C, only it’s with the essence of badass instead. So basically, if your plus vitamin C orange juice were plus badass instead, you would be badassified. You want people to be jealous.. You want them to react. You want them to say “Oh my God, look at that pimpstress working her stuff, she is 100% badassified.” Because you can’t get a pimpstress without the badass.
Once you’ve perfected the above steps, everything begins to come naturally.
An important rule to remember though is that being mean, keeps ‘em keen. Play hard to get gurlfran because no one likes an easy bitch with a flapping clitoris. The tighter the better. Squeeze in them butt cheeks and suck in that gut, get your sexy on and choose the D wisely. Remember, the bigger the better. EXCEPT, don’t let a guys build catch you off guard. A big guy, may have a small dick. The smaller guys often surprise you. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover.... Unless they’re ugly, then kill them with fire and if they touch you.... burn yourself too because you’ve failed yourself as an experienced pimpstress if that’s the case.
Moving on..
Once you start putting yourself out there, depending on whether or not you’re doing a good job, people may start associating you with the word Mojdeh or hard to get. These are two very positive things in the eye of a pimpstress.
A MOJDEH is a term used to describe a Bad-Ass Sexy Pimpstress. A person of uncontrollable beauty and a female who has an