The Dragon Who Does Not Breath Fire
The Dragon Who Does Not Breath Fire
Hi, my name is Oleg, Oleg the dragon. See what I did there, I was like James Bond for a second. Anyway I’m Oleg and I live in the Dragon Caves (I came up with the name, pretty cool isn’t it). I live there with my friends Samuel and Jake. Samuel is an orange dragon with blue eyes. He’s a bit small but he makes up for it with speed and strength. Jake is very tall and
I used to be a bit scared of him but it’s
OK now. We usually go out destroying castles and if we have success we go to McDonalds. I go over there to eat when I don’t feel like eating humans. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you I don’t breathe fire. I know that may seem as a big deal but it’s not. It all happened when I was destroying a castle and a boy surprisingly threw water in my mouth. I
was like that won’t do anything but then when I tried to breathe fire I couldn’t. I went back home and sought medical advice. The doctor said there was nothing he could do (I think it was because he was human, all humans are stupid). I got angry and killed him, it wasn’t my fault I tried the anger management classes but they didn’t work. I realised I rarely use my fire anyway so I’ll still be the best dragon ever. Anyway when I got back home I told my friends and they laughed but you know it wasn’t funny. I asked them what I should do about it. Samuel said I should go to the wizard that lived in that castle, but I said no because he doesn’t like me. After that there were no more good ideas so I finally understood that I would never breathe fire again. But my
friends wouldn’t leave it at that. They went to the wizard’s house and asked him to help their friend. He was very angry because when Samuel and Jake knocked on the door the wizard was shaving, so he lost his concentration and cut himself. His face was covered in tissues. I was surprised that the wizard decided to help them. I bet you Samuel and Jake were too. The wizard did still complain though. He said “Can’t a wizard
Hi, my name is Oleg, Oleg the dragon. See what I did there, I was like James Bond for a second. Anyway I’m Oleg and I live in the Dragon Caves (I came up with the name, pretty cool isn’t it). I live there with my friends Samuel and Jake. Samuel is an orange dragon with blue eyes. He’s a bit small but he makes up for it with speed and strength. Jake is very tall and
I used to be a bit scared of him but it’s
OK now. We usually go out destroying castles and if we have success we go to McDonalds. I go over there to eat when I don’t feel like eating humans. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you I don’t breathe fire. I know that may seem as a big deal but it’s not. It all happened when I was destroying a castle and a boy surprisingly threw water in my mouth. I
was like that won’t do anything but then when I tried to breathe fire I couldn’t. I went back home and sought medical advice. The doctor said there was nothing he could do (I think it was because he was human, all humans are stupid). I got angry and killed him, it wasn’t my fault I tried the anger management classes but they didn’t work. I realised I rarely use my fire anyway so I’ll still be the best dragon ever. Anyway when I got back home I told my friends and they laughed but you know it wasn’t funny. I asked them what I should do about it. Samuel said I should go to the wizard that lived in that castle, but I said no because he doesn’t like me. After that there were no more good ideas so I finally understood that I would never breathe fire again. But my
friends wouldn’t leave it at that. They went to the wizard’s house and asked him to help their friend. He was very angry because when Samuel and Jake knocked on the door the wizard was shaving, so he lost his concentration and cut himself. His face was covered in tissues. I was surprised that the wizard decided to help them. I bet you Samuel and Jake were too. The wizard did still complain though. He said “Can’t a wizard