I’m surprised she hasn’t already been fired, just because of her personal life. Weekly, Miss Clare walks into class and asks us how we like the latest thing she stole from the shopping mall. We all wonder how she hasn’t been caught yet, and how the principal hasn’t found out about her illegal activities outside of the classroom. She constantly tells us there is nothing wrong in taking things that aren’t yours if you’re too poor to buy it yourself. On top of that, Miss Clare comes in on most Mondays drunker than a barstool bum. I don’t know how she is even able to drive to school without killing herself or someone else. When she sits in her chair at her desk she can barely keep from falling out of it. The principal must know about her drunken Mondays. …show more content…
I have never seen her wear a blouse that goes to her knees. I don’t know how she even fits into them without popping a button or splitting the back in half. She also tends to show more cleavage than a teenage hoe, but none of these things seem to bother most guys. Whenever she asks a question, they just sit there with their mouths open drooling like a bunch of dogs. Additionally, she always comes in with messy and greasy hair; a major turnoff for guys. Who wants to date a girl who doesn’t even wash or brush her hair? I guess that is why she’s 28 and isn’t married. Like she needs anything else to make her look worse, she wears dark make and way too much cheap perfume! Everyone knows how bad B.O. and perfume smell when mixed together. I wander how she dressed for the interview that got her this