Piggy: A Short Story

There were three pigs each wore a red checkered shirt, they all fancy a job, they live the modern life, except they all ‘act’ smart. So one little piggy walked to the street corner that is usually quite barren but today there was a person with a rugged outfit ripped and saggy but he was giving out exactly what the piggy needed. He walked to the man and asked, “Is there any jobs where I can help out people?” The strange man then said, “why of course, infact there is one near here called Wal-mart!”
So the piggy bolted to work but when he got there. A man who looked like the boss and brawny in a tux strolling down towards the piggy with a somewhat stern look on his face. The boss screamed at the piggy, “leave my establishment or you’ll
But as he started to call the man selling cheap jobs grabbed the pigs phone and screamed “I’m the only one to give jobs around here!”
Then the pig remarked in his sassy voice,”So is that why everyone is so poor?”
The man angry tried swinging at the pig! But the pig lunged back and bolted away.
The pig called his friend and got a job and everything was in the clear. So he thought, on the pigs third day of work he saw a person that looked kind of familiar. Then it clicked that was the man that tried to attack the pig! he was hard to recognize because he was dressed in a tuxedo and tried to be brawny, but he failed.
The man spotted him and said, “Leave my establishment or you’re dead!”
But then the pig responded, “Hahaha this is not your establishment!”
The strange man attempted to snach the pig from the floor but the pig evaded and eliminated the Brawny fellow everyone was amazed at what he had done the pig smacked down the evil boss! Well they thought it was a boss but it seems they were wearing a mask! The pig ripped it of the face that now resembled a gray wolf! So now it seems that that pig really knocked down a wolf with a punch straight up his chinny chin