MUN reso
Economic and Social Committee
Main Submitter: Afghanistan and Brazil
Co Submitters: That Danish observer
Co Sponsors: Yo mama so large, she’s a country… so, your mom.
Topic: The question of transnational criminal activity
Reminding all member nations that crime is bad
1. Encourages all member nations to sign a petition that pleads Japanese technology to be used to help resurrect Einstein so that he can use his huge ass brain to create some magical thingy that stops crime like omg,
2. Urges military scientists to create iron man suits,
a. Includes an override switch in case of hijack
a.i. Override switch releases poison into the hijackers neck
a.ii. Your mom, like… omg
3. Legalize marijuana, like… omg,
4. Demands all hitmen and bounty hunters to kill Obama because Obama has been eating too much fried chicken and watermelons and koolaid and not leaving enough for normal black people who actually like it, like… omg,
5. Encourages free breast reductions to reduce rape, because bewbs cause rape, like… omg,
6. Urges the distribution of free duck toys to people previously convicted with crimes so they don’t steal again and instead play with their cute little duck toys, like… omg,
7. Requests the prisoners who are going to be imprisoned for committing crime are punished in ways such as but not limited to,
a) Playing bad music such as:
i. Rebecca Black ii. The Biebs iii. One direction
8. Stresses that the rest of this clause is irrelevant,
b) Sahjksfdhgkjhdsfkghksdj
c) Sjhfkjsdhfgkjshdfk
d) Sdfhkjsdfhkieworiuweojdsk
e) Yolo
f) Swaggie
g) Swaggiemcyolo
9. Decides to remain actively seized in the matter,
Main Submitter: Afghanistan and Brazil
Co Submitters: That Danish observer
Co Sponsors: Yo mama so large, she’s a country… so, your mom.
Topic: The question of transnational criminal activity
Reminding all member nations that crime is bad
1. Encourages all member nations to sign a petition that pleads Japanese technology to be used to help resurrect Einstein so that he can use his huge ass brain to create some magical thingy that stops crime like omg,
2. Urges military scientists to create iron man suits,
a. Includes an override switch in case of hijack
a.i. Override switch releases poison into the hijackers neck
a.ii. Your mom, like… omg
3. Legalize marijuana, like… omg,
4. Demands all hitmen and bounty hunters to kill Obama because Obama has been eating too much fried chicken and watermelons and koolaid and not leaving enough for normal black people who actually like it, like… omg,
5. Encourages free breast reductions to reduce rape, because bewbs cause rape, like… omg,
6. Urges the distribution of free duck toys to people previously convicted with crimes so they don’t steal again and instead play with their cute little duck toys, like… omg,
7. Requests the prisoners who are going to be imprisoned for committing crime are punished in ways such as but not limited to,
a) Playing bad music such as:
i. Rebecca Black ii. The Biebs iii. One direction
8. Stresses that the rest of this clause is irrelevant,
b) Sahjksfdhgkjhdsfkghksdj
c) Sjhfkjsdhfgkjshdfk
d) Sdfhkjsdfhkieworiuweojdsk
e) Yolo
f) Swaggie
g) Swaggiemcyolo
9. Decides to remain actively seized in the matter,