Hamlet: First of all, thank you Kristen for having me here tonight, it is such an honor. I have loved and admired my father for all my life and to know that his presence is gone breaks my heart. However, I do not believe my father’s death was by accident and “I doubt some foul play” (1.2.278).
Swensen: That is rather a bold statement to make regarding the murder of your father. Prince Hamlet, …show more content…
I will invade the lands that King Claudius holds and shall avenge the death of my father. There is nothing that would bring me more joy than to watch Denmark fall at my hand.
Swensen: That is very interesting Fortinbras, we wish you well on your future endeavors. Now, our last question for the night is about the election going on in America right now. How do you both feel about each candidate?
Hamlet: In my opinion, Donald Trump is racist and Hillary’s emails do not sound pleasant, so I think I would vote for Gary Johnson.
Swensen: How is Trump a racist Prince Hamlet?
Hamlet: It is quite simple; Donald Trump wants to deport all Mexicans.
Swensen: But Hamlet, what did Trump specifically say that is deemed racist?
Hamlet: Obviously one can infer that since Donald wants to build a wall, it automatically makes him a racist towards Mexicans.
Swensen: Thanks for the input Hamlet. Fortinbras, how do you feel about the election in America?
Fortinbras: Hillary Clinton should rot and prison and Donald J. Trump shall bring law and order to his country as I will to Norway.
Swensen: Alright folks, that is all we have for tonight. Thank you Hamlet and