Find Jude Monologue
Find Jude.
Believe me, it was really easy. I called him, he answered at the first ring, and he told me not to worry because he was on the way.
Hell. Who am I kidding? Of course that's not what happened. Since Lauren had ended that call, a hundred scenarios kept playing in my head.
Like, I would call him. He would answer.
Him: Who is this?
Me: It's Julia.
Him: Who's Julia?
Okay. Try again.
I would call him hesitantly. He would answer.
Him: Who's this?
Me: It's me, Julia.
Him: Let's hook up.
Urrrrrgghhhh.
I honestly wanted to call Jude but Lauren had mentioned that he was not answering his calls. It would be totally useless. I asked Cathy to help me find the missing jerk but she couldn't just leave, not when game was about to start. …show more content…
What exactly is part of the plan? I can't really remember anything that has to do with red velvet cakes. Perhaps for the celebration of today's winners? But how can he possibly know that the freaks are going to win? Is he some sort of god? A time traveler?
Fourth, I am hungry to death. I wasn't able to have breakfast earlier because I was in a hurry. Well actually, I don't eat breakfast. I'm one of those people—not the busy, professional type but the lazy ones. I just wish I had eaten something this morning though. The talk about red velvet cakes doesn't help either. I'm sure Cathy's junk foods would taste heavenly at the moment.
Fifth, why does everyone keeps hanging up the phone on me today? First Lauren, then Jude. God, next please. I can't wait.
Sixth, the traffic at this hour is a masterpiece. A never ending maze of shittyness. Normally, the ride to Cakes and Pastries would only take less than 10 minutes, but it's already 15 minutes and we're still halfway there. I might as well go straight home.
Did I only say three reasons? Well, I'm so sorry. I've got six reasons to be pissed, you see. My brain is not in its perfect shape.
My phone rings. It's Lauren again. I remind myself to end the call first. No matter what it takes.
"Hey, any luck in finding Jude?"
So, he still hasn't call
Believe me, it was really easy. I called him, he answered at the first ring, and he told me not to worry because he was on the way.
Hell. Who am I kidding? Of course that's not what happened. Since Lauren had ended that call, a hundred scenarios kept playing in my head.
Like, I would call him. He would answer.
Him: Who is this?
Me: It's Julia.
Him: Who's Julia?
Okay. Try again.
I would call him hesitantly. He would answer.
Him: Who's this?
Me: It's me, Julia.
Him: Let's hook up.
Urrrrrgghhhh.
I honestly wanted to call Jude but Lauren had mentioned that he was not answering his calls. It would be totally useless. I asked Cathy to help me find the missing jerk but she couldn't just leave, not when game was about to start. …show more content…
What exactly is part of the plan? I can't really remember anything that has to do with red velvet cakes. Perhaps for the celebration of today's winners? But how can he possibly know that the freaks are going to win? Is he some sort of god? A time traveler?
Fourth, I am hungry to death. I wasn't able to have breakfast earlier because I was in a hurry. Well actually, I don't eat breakfast. I'm one of those people—not the busy, professional type but the lazy ones. I just wish I had eaten something this morning though. The talk about red velvet cakes doesn't help either. I'm sure Cathy's junk foods would taste heavenly at the moment.
Fifth, why does everyone keeps hanging up the phone on me today? First Lauren, then Jude. God, next please. I can't wait.
Sixth, the traffic at this hour is a masterpiece. A never ending maze of shittyness. Normally, the ride to Cakes and Pastries would only take less than 10 minutes, but it's already 15 minutes and we're still halfway there. I might as well go straight home.
Did I only say three reasons? Well, I'm so sorry. I've got six reasons to be pissed, you see. My brain is not in its perfect shape.
My phone rings. It's Lauren again. I remind myself to end the call first. No matter what it takes.
"Hey, any luck in finding Jude?"
So, he still hasn't call