Antsy Does Time

I went to a Chinese restaurant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
And this is what he said said said

My name is E-I-E-I
Nika-Ni, Nika-Ni,
Pom Pom Poodles
Willie Wally Whiskers

My name is E-I-E-I
Nika-Ni, Nika-Ni,
Pom Pom Poodles
Willie Wally Whiskers

My name is Elvis Presley
Sitting in a hot tub
Drinkin' Diet Pepsi
My name is Chief...
Roast beef

OR

Version Numero Uno

I went to a Chinese restauraunt
To buy a loaf of bread.
They asked me what my name was,
And this is what I said:
My name is E.I., E.I. Nickelye, Nickelye
Pom pom poodle, willy willy whiskers.
My name is
FREEZE (thanks to Sailor Mimi)

Version Numero Dos

I went to a Chinese resturant to buy a loaf of bread bread bread
The waiter asked my name and this is what I said said said:
My name is Eli Eli
Chickali Chickali
Pom Pom Beauty
Extra Cutie
I know karate
Punch you in the body Oops! I'm sorry
Tell my Mommy
Don't wanna miss yah
Don't wanna kiss yah
Chinese
Chapstick
Indian
Freeze! (players point to each other and freeze) [Thanks to Mary]

Bo-bo ski watten totten,
Ah-ah-ah, boom boom boom
Itty bitty wotten totten
Bo bo ski watten tatten
Bo bo ski wotten tatten-BOOM.

(A longer version)

Bo-bo ski watten totten,
Ah-ah, ah-ah boom boom boom
Itty bitty wotten totten
Bo bo ski watten tatten
Bo bo ski wotten tatten
Freeze please American cheese (stop clapping)
Please don't show your teeth to me
(Resume clapping and repeat verse with additions of different things to hide; lips, eyes (eyes