Animal Observation

Hypothesis
I believe that my cat may be a living thing.

Observations
Subject is small, approximately the size of a coffee maker.
Appears to be covered in soft fur, similar to my hair. Fur is grey, and about two inches in length.
Subject appears to produce heat.
Subject is able to move very quickly, especially when I approach it for analysis. Four legs seem to move individually.
Two points are situated on the head of this animal, potentially ears. -- Subject does respond to sound, appearing to be particularly interested with the word “Jack.”
Subject responds to light.
Subject has bitten me upon further investigation with the head region, I can confirm that these teeth are sharp and able to draw blood.
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Subject appears to be respiring; a foul odor is expelled from the mouth region.

Conclusion
Based on these observations, I believe that I have sufficient information to confirm that my cat is indeed a living thing. I have noted that he is aggressive towards flashlights, and I would recommend a kitty