Satirical Essay Rough Copy Recently‚ cigarettes have been getting a bad rap. No one seems to understand that the real problem at hand is not the negative effects of smoking cigarettes‚ but those who abstain from smoking cigarettes. These people are nothing but a nuisance‚ a lousy bunch of no-gooders that just want to ruin your fun. In fact‚ smoking cigarettes is an activity that the entire population can benefit from. The world relies on the production and consumption of tobacco‚ and there are
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Miranda Armiger Forcucci Satirical Essay May 25‚ 2013 Parking Lot Purgatory Her clock screamed Get Up! She rolled out of bed 20 minutes earlier than she normally got up for school. On any other day she’d be slapping at the snooze button‚ but today was a special day. Today was a milestone; she was finally able to drive to school alone. She was so excited to show off a car she brought back to life with her own hands and to rid herself of the imposed parking restrictions. After she cycled through
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Earth’s entry in the largest repository of knowledge in the Universe. This repository is the namesake of the story‚ containing in a handheld format information on every planet‚ species‚ custom‚ and object in the Universe‚ is The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Hitchhiker’s was a hit the instant it aired‚ and the novel version became the number one bestseller in the United
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University Applying to college is a slow and painful process. Because it’s really hard to get accepted‚ unless You are better qualified than thousands‚ and their thousands. You know; the bank accounts in the Caribbean islands. I had to study really‚ really hard for the SAT’s‚ In order to even stand a shot into any of the ivy leagues. And luckily‚ My family‚ Can donate a library‚ Or instead of Columbia University‚ I’d be off to Albany. There are whole bunch of these so-called admission
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PROs of GALAXY Note 3 and GALAXY Gear. 1. It has a great camera. This Galaxy Note 3 contains a camera with a 13 megapixel rear camera. The speciality of it is that it has a smarter stabilisation and high CRI Led Flash which enable the users to capture an outstanding image of every visual stories of their everday life no matter in low light or active situation. In short‚ with this fabulous camera‚ everyone now can capture all those beautiful moments of their life. 2. It has an expandable storage
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Walt Disney Pictures Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi violence and action‚ and for some language. Running time: 121 minutes. Three stars out of four. As I’m writing this review of “Guardians of the Galaxy‚” I have “Come and Get Your Love‚” the bouncy 1974 pop tune by Redbone‚ stuck in my head. Actually‚ it’s been stuck in my head pretty much non-stop ever since I saw the movie earlier this week. Chris Pratt’s character — a space scavenger who refers to himself as Star-Lord‚ although
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The Mosquito Satirical Essay Analysis When you think of a mosquito‚ you think of an annoying pest‚ or an insect that ruins picnics. In the short essay “The Mosquito‚” by Stephen Leacock‚ the mosquito is used to satirize someone else’s thoughts/ideas. This satiric essay is an excerpt from the book On the Front Life of Life: Stephen Leacock: Memories and Reflections‚ 1935-1944. Leacock focuses on the mosquito and uses it to mock/criticize Vilhjalmar Stefansson thoughts. This essay contains some humorous
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Dear Facebook users‚ well…mostly just great grandma’s with consistent comments and likes on everything you post. Also‚ to the stalker ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends who always‚ and I mean always come up on your top 10 fans. This letter was presented before you today to inform you on the potential switch that you may be making in your future…the switch from Facebook to Twitter! You may have been one of those Facebook users taunting us tweeters for the multiple posts in a row that rivalry social
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Dear State of Connecticut‚ I would like to tell you how pleased I am with your school system. I am the parent of Anita Vacation‚ a Junior at ------- High School in ------port. She comes home every day with a smile on her face‚ which I can only assume is from her wonderful experience at school. Anita wakes up at three o’clock every morning to go to school. I can only thank you for making the wake up time so early. The dark bags under her eyes allow me to save money in this horrible recession
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Today’s society greatly impacts the way our children learn. The main reasons behind this is State Standards‚ Unfocused Children‚ and School Boards. In this satirical cartoon‚ the author Horsey uses a serious tone. This can be seen by looking at the unhappy children and how the teacher has a conversation with the student. The target in this cartoon is American Schooling and how they are teaching our children. The purpose of this cartoon is to show people how we are learning in schools and why students
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