Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard. If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them! There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.
I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. I think I left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if I come by and get it? I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight. I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!" I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
F**k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass. You know what I like in a girl? My dick.
Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. Have you ever kissed a rabbit...
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