People are too uptight. Or maybe people just don’t realize how funny farting actually is. And by people‚ I mean the feminine half of the population. The difference in opinion between the sexes on the humorous value of a good fart is one of the most telling signs that men are far more evolved than women. Or at least have a better sense of humor. Dammit‚ farts are funny. So what brought this on‚ you ask? Well today at work‚ I had to fart. So naturally I ran over to where one of my coworkers was standing
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Florida — the creators and distributing company‚ respectfully— of the Funny Face aftershave lotion‚ brought before the court in the state of New York. Plaintiff Margolin states that following a single use of Funny Face aftershave lotion‚ his face turned a permanent shade of blue. It has been brought before the court’s attention that this is due to the use of the chemical emulsifier PYR— which is not FDA approved— within the Funny Face formula. He is seeking damages for his face as well as his business
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Life is a Funny Proposition After All Analysis Nazrin Aliyeva The song written by George H. Cohan‚ "Life’s A Very Funny Proposition After All"‚ invites the listener to think about the ultimate question of life: “Why we’re here and what this life is all about?” The First Philosophy is very relevant in the song. What will happen to me? Why are we here? In 1904‚ the year the song was released‚ people still are not able to truly answer a supposedly simple question and we cannot in the modern world
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Daniel Kong & Jack Shin Mr. Blahut Marketing 1 27 September 2013 Our Product‚ The Putter Wheel‚ is a revolutionary putting gadget that can be used by any golfers. The Putter Wheel is an engineered training device that provides immediate feedback.. The Putter Wheel is a cylinder shape golf ball. The Putter Wheel system is not simply a ball with the sides cut off. It is is designed to replicate the size‚ weight and feel of an actual golf ball. The Putter Wheel is uniquely engineered to be highly
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Mr. Todd 12 September 2011 “A Word Is Only a Word” The word friend means exactly what it is‚ just a word. The pure substance behind the word no longer bares any true meaning and feeling behind it. I have learned to limit the use of the word and can only call a select few a true friend. Growing up I thought I was popular because I had so many friends. However little did I know that instead of calling these people friends‚ I should have substituted the word for acquaintances‚ or in the future
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Sarah LaGross September 9‚ 2013 Narrative Essay English 100 Words‚ Sweet Words I never knew what it was like to feel complete desperation. I never knew the emptiness of loneliness and loss until she was gone. The moment when you feel your whole world crashing in around you‚ and your whole being shaken with remorse; the sheer terror of heart-wrenching pain. I always thought moments like these were rare. That desperation and emptiness were not things I would ever have to experience. I would hear
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used. 2. Do you agree that “what a word means today is what it meant in the past?” Please explain what etymology詞源學can help with today’s meaning of a word. I don’t agree because language would change gradually as the time went by. It would cause semantic and meaning change.The study of etymologies may throw light on how a present-day meaning developed or reveal something about the working of the human mind‚ but it doesn’t help in determining what a word means today. 3. What is language
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Darius Pirtle English Comp 104-09 Room 155 12:00-12:50 09-16-2013 The Ultimate funny Moments I have a lot of funny things that has happened in my life really too many situations. From me peeing on myself when I was young‚ to my football pants ripping when I scored a touchdown my junior year in high school. I look back on all of my situations now and just laugh‚ because it’s not that serious to me no more. I have two favorite situations that have happened to me in my lifetime. One of my funniest
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Chris‚ Matt‚ and Ian‚ all live in California. They sell an aftershave lotion called Funny Face over the Internet‚ and contract this business through a company called Novelty Now Inc. that is based in Florida. The company Funny Face committed fraud by substituting a lower cost chemical emulsifier to increase the profit margin. This chemical is not FDA approved. A CEO named Donald Margolin bought a bottle of Funny Face on the Internet after hearing it marketed. This product turned Mr. Margolin’s face
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Title: It’s Kind Of A Funny Story Author: Ned Vizzini Date Started: 4th April Date Finished: 6th May Text Type: Novel Genre: Drama Country of Origin: America Craig Gilner is a clinically depressed teenager. He gets accepted into exclusive school in Manhattan‚ promising him a good future if he is to excel. The pressure of being the average kid in class‚ piling up homework‚ pot smoking “so called” friends and the daily thoughts that he’s a failure beats him down into a deep depression. Craig
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