tired because of the tough training session today and the serious; so called boring classes by Capt. Rajveer. Suri ji‚ incharge of the kitchen department‚ is serving food to all the tired cadets. Suri ji: O ki hoya mere shero? Aj sab chup-chaap baithe ho. Koi gala-shala nahi kar rahe? O ki gal hai? Mainu das. Ali (an innocent small-town boy who has come here to make his father’s dream of him being a soldier come true.): Suri ji‚ aaj to bohat hard training hui. Saara din bas bhagta dodte rahe.
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. . Say ten times khud smjh aa jyega. Dont use calculator n calculate it 1030 + 1030 + 30 + 5 + 5 and the ans is 2100 not 3000 try it Twxumxhzaxzrzxzzaxtiwxxzmwxwwezz kzhwxzawxrzwaxxbkzawrnxwzaztwzxhza kwxzawrxdiwxzyxwa Is sms main se W X or Z cut karo aik V.I.P SmS milega 1 Cheez Hai Jo Agar Khushk Hai To 2 Kilo Gili Ha To 1 Kilo or Agar Jal Jaye To 3 Kilo Batao Kya Cheez Hai. / / / Ans:-Sulphur A Beggar’s Brother Died‚ But The Man Who Died Had No Brother How Could This Be…
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collection mein se kuch pyaare se romantic gaane .Tu shura karte hai Kati patang film yeh pyaare se gane se …… SONG : pyar diwana hota hai mastana hota hai….. Pyar diwana hota hai mastana hota hai …….aaj mausam bhi bahut dewana sa ho gaya hai. Yeh kati patang film ka gana Rajesh Khanna ji par filmaya gaya hai aur pancham da ji ne gaya hai. Aaj mausam bada baiyman hai aaj mausam…..han ji mausam bahut baiyman ho gaya hai aur dewano ka hal behal kar raha hai. Dhalte Suraj ki sheetal kirane
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ELEMENTS RELATED WITH MYTHOLOGICAL STORIES INTRODUCTION OF KATHAK The word ‘Kathak’ comes from the root katha‚ which means story- telling. Literal meaning of the word kathak is related to katha‚ the art of story-telling‚ “Katha Kahe So Kathaka Kahave”‚ which means “one who tells a story is a story-teller”. According to M. Monier Williams‚ Katha denotes conversation‚ story‚ speech‚ tale or fable. Katha also means to ‘ sing in praise’‚ ‘to say or inform something’. Thus‚ kathakars were originally a caste
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gud n mjhe hindi b aati h yrr no need to trnslate n u? vj-m gud or suna 22 minutes agoSaumya Jain kya sunaun? hv nthng hmm logo ko kya ho jaat ah tjhe dekhte hi ly krupali she goes syco yrr 20 minutes agoVaibhav Jain matlab kab ki baat hai 20 minutes agoSaumya Jain aaj ki 19 minutes agoVaibhav Jain ohhhhhhhhhhhhhk... 19 minutes agoSaumya Jain vse who’s ur cls tchr? 19 minutes agoVaibhav Jain sindhu vikram mam and urs i think chandra kanta 19 minutes agoSaumya Jain hmm 18 minutes agoVaibhav Jain
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Marching Songs....SHAME !!!) One tune‚ you decide the name of the song............The Godfather R.D.Burman (Started being influenced) Hindi Song: Mil Gaya Hum ko saathi (Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahin) Music Director: R.D. Burman Copied From: Mama Mia (ABBA) Youtube Link: Mama Mia (ABBA) Hindi Song: Chura Liya Hai Tumne (Yaadon Ki Baraat) Music Director: R.D. Burman Copied From: If It’s Tuesday This Must Be Belgium (Walter Scharf) Note: R.D. Burman did a nice job of altering the song‚but the sense of "influence"
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Train mai ek husband apni wife se: Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao! Pehle kiss karo‚ Phir palang per leta do‚ Phir chaddi utar do‚ Phir niche haath lagao‚ Aur check karo k Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na Teacher: What is your caste? Student: Pehle hum Singh they‚ Phir Rajput hue‚ Phir Sharma ho gaye‚ Abhi hai Darzi…. Aaage Mummy ki marzi Banta: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend: Acha
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Senior; chal do 90* Son: what are 90*? Senior: idiot you don’t know what is 90*‚ (slapped) about turn‚ bend yourself‚ and shout adaab‚ Son; acting and doing adaab(slowly) Senior; idiot jor se…galti ki‚ do it 100 times (son acting ) Adaab adaab adaab……….100 times…… Seniors to his friend chal nikal yahan se ! Faculty passing from there‚ hey you what are you doing? Ohh you minister’s son come‚ come with me‚ who told you to do this‚ Son; I don’t know sir Ok ok. Scene end Scene third Fest
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My sMs tReAsuRe Acknowledgement This book is a combined efforts of a lot of people & also things. First & foremost I would like to thank my dearest parents‚ & then my friends (because all the sMs here are forwarded by them only‚ so I think they should be thanked first !) & then there are some of my relatives too who have sent me messages & then if I continue I would certainly won’t have enough money to publish rest of my book. Also secondly I would thank my whole skeleton that
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