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    Renova Toilet Paper Renova has established itself as a global organization in the disposable paper industry with about 600 workers and posting sales of 104 million euros in 2005 specially within Portuguese‚ Spanish‚ French and central European markets. As a global market‚ the tissue one is dominated by strong companies as Procter and Gamble and Kimberly-Clark‚ two giants big enough to destroy any intention to survive unless Renova is able to overcome with a differentiation strategy. My analysis

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    I believe that we talk more about the weather in March than in any other month. We take for granted April with showers‚ Summer with its heat and drought‚ Winter with its frost and snow‚ but with March it is different. March is the beginning of Spring. We know‚ of course‚ that the meteorologist says Spring begins the 21st‚ but we prefer to disregard that fact and believe that we already sense Spring riding upon the wings of the March wind. We have a premonition of little creatures stirring in the

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    King of the Toilets

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    The poem “King of the Toilets” by Peter Dixon is about a boy named Maurice. The main theme in this poem is “Loneliness”. Maurice is rejected by everyone in his school and would spend all his free time alone in the toilets. This causes him to be a schoolyard bully and to pick on the younger children in school. One depiction of Maurice’s loneliness is the way he does everything alone. His loneliness has lead to him only spending time with the toilets‚ which like him stand on the sidelines “by the

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    ------------------------------------------------- How to be funny in a speech when you’re not a comedian Comedians aren’t funny in real life. Like any other profession‚ funny is what they do‚ not what  they are. In real life‚ comedians work and struggle just like the rest of us to be good at their jobs. Joan Rivers‚ Richard Pryor‚ Billy Connolly Chris Rock – all the greatest comics wrote‚ rewrote and rehearsed their routines with great care and diligence‚ using classic techniques for content

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    The Toilet: Overview

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    The Toilet Use the plot synopsis to get an overview of the text Use the ‘graphic’ as a visual image to the text Use ‘Who’s Who’ to understand the characters and the author Use ‘Art form’ to analyse the genre and analyse the similarities or differences in other art from the period Use ‘Themes’ to analyse the important plots and themes Plot Synopsis The story focuses on a young girl‚ coming of age as she discovers what life is like in an Apartheid South Africa. The narrator is living with her sister

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    Swatch Background – The Swatch watches were created in 1983 to design‚ manufacture and sell the next big thing in innovative watch technology‚ their first line of plastic analogue quartz was launched the same year. “A Swatch watch was an expression of joy‚ a provocative statement‚ a warm smile delivered with a flick of the wrist.” (Swatch‚ the swatch revolution section‚ articles the amazing adventure of the second watch). Now named as the number one manufacture of watches in the world The Swatch

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    Inanimate Object - Toilet

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    Inanimate Object - Toilet What hours do you work? Maybe…9-5? How about you tried 12-12; is that fair? Obviously not. I mean‚ if you were to get offered those hours for a normal job‚ 7 days a week‚ you would laugh in their face. Me though‚ I have no choice. What is that light; turn it off! Don’t I even get a snooze? Well‚ I suppose I am used to it‚ nevertheless I wish he wouldn’t rush in and perch on me like I’m nothing. It’s only 6 o‘clock‚ the time I expect to be woken up by Robert stopping

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    Good health is not just "the absence of disease". It is the absence of disease or discomfort. "Good Health is a state of complete physical‚ mental and social well being‚ and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity." WHO (World Health Organization). I think I am healthy as long as we progress or decay at the same rate as others around me. Normally unhealthy condition does not develop overnight. Pathological development is always accompanied by warnings. Our body is a wonderful machine

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    Tribute to Shakespeare

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    Tribute to Shakespeare Shakespeare was an English playwright and poet. He is generally considered the "greatest dramatist the world has ever known" and the "finest poet who has written in the English language" (World Book Encyclopedia). Shakespeare has also been the world’s most popular author. No other writer’s plays have been produced so many times or read so widely in so many countries. Many reasons can be given for Shakespeare’s appeal. But his fame basically is on his understanding of

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    People are too uptight. Or maybe people just don’t realize how funny farting actually is. And by people‚ I mean the feminine half of the population. The difference in opinion between the sexes on the humorous value of a good fart is one of the most telling signs that men are far more evolved than women. Or at least have a better sense of humor. Dammit‚ farts are funny. So what brought this on‚ you ask? Well today at work‚ I had to fart. So naturally I ran over to where one of my coworkers was standing

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