"How to be a Productive Stoner" Essay Example
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Prof Voth
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How to be a Productive Stoner
Being a stoner is pretty good fun. It puts you in a good mood, relaxes you, and helps reduce stress levels. It also makes you sleepy, hungry, slow, and unproductive. Marijuana is a controversial topic and illegal in most states; however a great deal of college kids partake in its hazy benefits. I started smoking marijuana when I was sixteen and still in high school. I started to smoke just on weekends, but by the time of graduation it was an everyday thing. By the time I started college and moved out of my parents’ house I spent on average of $300 a month on weed. Now it’s around $120. I went through the ringer with school and work and I know the many difficulties a stoner can face. I also know the joys of a stoner life. I love getting high! I don’t plan on stopping anytime in the near future, and I bet you don’t plan on it either. With this essay I will tell you how to be productive in school, work, and free time without giving up being a stoner.
A warning I feel I must give is that this is hard shit. It is the easiest thing in the world to say “Screw it I’m getting high!” but that just puts you in a worse situation. Combining marijuana and productivity is a skill you have to force yourself to learn. So if you are up to the challenge of smoking less and only when it’s acceptable, then congratulations; you’re already ahead of most stoners.
There are a few things you need to be a productive stoner:
1. Marijuana
2. Smoking device (pipe, papers, bongs ect.)
3. Lighter
4. Eye drops (optional)
5. Perfume/ cologne (optional)
6. Mints/ gum (optional)
7. Determination! (not optional)
School
School and weed when combined is a very delicate balance. Too much weed and going to school is pointless. Too much school and no weed is painful. So how do you find the balance? Early morning on a school day, when you are just waking up is the best time to smoke (enjoy it because
Prof Voth
Eng111/CRN: 40173
Process Paper
How to be a Productive Stoner
Being a stoner is pretty good fun. It puts you in a good mood, relaxes you, and helps reduce stress levels. It also makes you sleepy, hungry, slow, and unproductive. Marijuana is a controversial topic and illegal in most states; however a great deal of college kids partake in its hazy benefits. I started smoking marijuana when I was sixteen and still in high school. I started to smoke just on weekends, but by the time of graduation it was an everyday thing. By the time I started college and moved out of my parents’ house I spent on average of $300 a month on weed. Now it’s around $120. I went through the ringer with school and work and I know the many difficulties a stoner can face. I also know the joys of a stoner life. I love getting high! I don’t plan on stopping anytime in the near future, and I bet you don’t plan on it either. With this essay I will tell you how to be productive in school, work, and free time without giving up being a stoner.
A warning I feel I must give is that this is hard shit. It is the easiest thing in the world to say “Screw it I’m getting high!” but that just puts you in a worse situation. Combining marijuana and productivity is a skill you have to force yourself to learn. So if you are up to the challenge of smoking less and only when it’s acceptable, then congratulations; you’re already ahead of most stoners.
There are a few things you need to be a productive stoner:
1. Marijuana
2. Smoking device (pipe, papers, bongs ect.)
3. Lighter
4. Eye drops (optional)
5. Perfume/ cologne (optional)
6. Mints/ gum (optional)
7. Determination! (not optional)
School
School and weed when combined is a very delicate balance. Too much weed and going to school is pointless. Too much school and no weed is painful. So how do you find the balance? Early morning on a school day, when you are just waking up is the best time to smoke (enjoy it because