Zippleboff Research Paper

The Majestic Zippleboff (▀̿ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

The zippleboff is one of the most majestic creatures on the planet. They roam the lands from Canada to China, or they used to. Ever since the year 1974, one year after the endangered species act was signed the zippleboff has been near the top of that list. Hunters excessively hunted the zippleboff for its feathers and beak made of olsson.

But now people are starting to build heavily guarded zippleboff enclosures. These enclosures often come with a moat, and a dome that is bullet proof and is charged to 9 million volts of electricity. There are only two enclosures but two is enough for four animals.And these enclosures have successfully increases the zippleboff population by 3%. These enclosures only
This is completely good news for zippleboff enthusiast Kreios Gibson. “Zippleboffs are my life”said Kreios Gibson “ I hope i'm around for when you can keep a zippleboff as a pet”.

The majestic zippleboff was even worshiped in some tribes. These tribes were called the Xiang, Catahecassa, Michelakos and the Theobald. To worship a zippleboff they would take one and put it in a circle in the ground and threw black huckleberries at the zippleboff for days to feed it. Needless to say these weren't the most effective ways to feed the zippleboff. Some zippleboff would even die, so when a zippleboff died the tribes would hold ceremonies to cremate a zippleboff and return it to nature.

Zippleboff are essential to food chains because they feed the picklebeef. The picklebeef can only eat zippleboff because of special stomach acids. The picklebeef feeds every other animal in the world with its juicy face and mossy hair. All animals can and have eaten the picklebeef so if zippleboff were to die out then picklebeef would die out to. Then there would be a major decrease in food for all other species, so the zippleboff and picklebeef are pretty important
The zippleboff is an omnivore so it loves to eat these bug as a snack. Even if these bugs carry the disease the blue cold the zippleboff is immune to it so the zippleboff can munch on these all day long. If the zippleboff dies out then these bugs will flourish and so will the blue cold. The blue cold include the symptoms of nausea instant death and diarrhea.

The zippleboff enclosures are open to the people to roam and look at the zippleboff for only 19.99 a person an average of 72 people visit these enclosures a day. There is a whole support group around zippleboffs, they sell loads of t shirts, mugs, bags and even seat warmers based around the zippleboff. Three fourths of the money raised goes to the zippleboff protection organization or ZPO and the other one fourth goes to the government.

Even though zippleboffs were declining quickly they are going to survive and if they don't then a lot more animals are going to bite the dust too. Some of these animals that are going to start to decline include the pig, chicken, picklebeef, wolf, fox, deer and people. So for the love of earth don't even think about harming one of these animals until the day their population number reaches 45 million. That fateful day will be called the day of reckoning, and it will be celebrated as a world wide holliday. All we need to do now is leave them alone