Why I Want a Wife (The Story of a Politician with a God Complex) I also belong to a classification, a classification known as men. But I am not just a commonplace man, I am a politician. People may refer to me as a senator or with an affiliation of a party but I know I am something greater. What am I you may ask? I am a god. I am omniscient to the world's suffering, able to answer every mortal problem given. At first I thought changing the world could be done in collaboration, but I thought wrong. I was naive to think that something so insignificant such as "teamwork" and companionship was vital to the growth of the world but I have experienced something greater. I have experienced true justice. Companionship is overrated but I do agree in the sense that somebody needs to support you as you go around cleansing the world. After all, it is an arduous venture. I needed something the world knew as a symbol of comfort, a counterpart to reassure my very existence on this planet. An assistant or maybe a wife who could stay loyal as well as help me purify the world of corruption. In the year 2020, humans should have continued to evolve as the greatest creatures upon this earth, but we were actually regressing. A rotten world. Law, education, even politics, the very field I had pursued was corrupt. Was there anybody around who could correct this world? Someone has to do it, but not alone. If this someone who should be my benevolent assistant is a wife, they should be able to comprehend my ideology and the logic behind my ideals. I want a wife who sits with me and listens to my opinions about the world. Although she should listen, she should also suggest improvements as well. I want a wife who can support me reputation-wise as well as endorse me politically. I want a wife who I can trust with secrets. There was once a wife in which was able to listen to me but not able to discuss political matters. She was insignificant to my venture and was tossed
