What's Your Idea Of The Perfect Date, By Lynette

Whether it’s Susan’s ever-so-confused state of mind, Bree’s constant need for perfection, Lynette’s lack of social life, Gabrielle’s use-and-throw policy, or Edie’s evil ways, we all relate to these Wisteria Lane residents in some way or the other. Take this quiz to find out which one of these desperate housewives matches your personality the most…

1. What’s your idea of the perfect date?
a. Going some place quiet and romantic, where it’s just my man and me.
b. Cooking an extravagant three-course meal for my significant other.
c. I’m fine with anything as long as we’re not going to Chuck-E Cheese’s.
d. A romantic dinner in an expensive restaurant followed by a trip to Tiffany’s.
e. Getting down and dirty in bed!

2. What do you enjoy doing
I paint, write, and dream about the perfect man.
b. I plant flowers and organize the mess at home.
c. There’s no such thing as free time in my life.
d. I go shopping.
e. I gossip with my girlfriends.

3. What’s your personal style like?
a. Practical – I’ll wear anything as long as it’s comfortable.
b. Crisp – I wouldn’t be caught dead with slightly wrinkled clothes.
c. Plain – trying to look presentable isn’t a luxury I can afford.
d. Trendy – I’m all about the latest fashion trends and designer labels.
e. Seductive – everything I wear is very nice and sexy.

4. Which one of these crimes are you most likely to commit?
a. Accidentally hit a passer-by.
b. Witness any sort of crime and say nothing about it.
c. Steal candy from a baby.
d. Seduce a man to get what I want.
e. All of the above.

5. How would you react if you found out that your husband was cheating on you?
a. I’d kick his sorry butt out of the house for good.
b. I’d blame myself for not loving him enough.
c. I’d try to work things out and get the marriage back on track.
d. I’d cheat on him too.
e. I’d run my car over his
A hopeless one! I’d do anything to be with the man I love!
b. I’m cautious, but when I fall in love I give it my all.
c. Sadly, I can’t remember what the romantic me was like.
d. No matter how much I love the guy, I tend to slip-up from time to time.
e. The only thing I’m in love with is the fact that I can show my man off to my friends.

7. How do you normally deal with stressful situations?
a. I cry, crib, and whine about why everything bad always happens to me.
b. I keep my composure and face the problem head-on.
c. I’m immune to stressful situations because I deal with them all the time.
d. I go shopping because nothing beats stress better than retail therapy.
e. What are you talking about? I’m the one who instigates stressful situations!

8. What’s your relationship like with your mother in law?
a. My marriage didn’t last long enough for me to get to know her.
b. I respect her, but she refuses to accept me as her son’s wife.
c. We both keep our distance from each other.
d. She hates me and I couldn’t be happier.
e. I’ll let you know once I decide to tie the knot.

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