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What Would You Do in a World Without Tv, the Internet and Mobile Phones?
· A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
· World's Smallest resignation letter? Respected sir, I luv ur wife.
Husband asks, do u know the meaning of wife. it means... - without - informtion - fighting - evrytime!
Wife on hearng this says, it could also mean - with idiot for ever!

I love 3 things! The sun, the Moon and U! The Sun for the Day, the Moon for the night, and You forever!

Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!

Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo k
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na

Teacher: What is your caste?
Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Phir Rajput hue,
Phir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi….
Aaage Mummy ki marzi

Banta: Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend: Acha wo kaise?
Banta: Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi!

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…
"Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!"

Teri sula ke lu,
Ya bitha ke lu,
Ya tujhe karu khada,
Ya fir teri jhuka-jhukake lu,
Ab tu hi bata
Ki mein teri…
Photo kaise lu

Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari aurato se ek hi ummeed karta hai...

Father: You should marry this girl.
She is Kalavati, Gunwanti and Roopmati.
Son: I'll have to marry my girlfriend coz she's Garbhavati.

Girls Psychology – Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO
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