Versace's Rainbows: A Narrative Fiction

Rainbows.
Rainbows come from Unicorns, unicorn farts to be precise ! Here’s the origin .

One day in Lansing Michigan a little girl about 11 years old; Versace was stuck in a boat. How’d she get there you ask ?! Well … the girl was an orphan and you know who wants to be an orphan so one day when it was time for school she did what her and the other girls did, go on the bus headed for her first class and all throughout the day until it was time for recess she’d had this plan ever since she became an orphan and this was the day to take action ! and she was on her way that’s when she ended on a boat. As an orphan everyone knew who Versace was so she couldn’t stay in lansing she had to flee. On the boat, there she was where was she going ? She didn’t know, but as long as she wasn’t an orphan she was alright. Versace had fell asleep on the boat, and when she woke up she was dirty but colorful, smelly but fruity, tired but energetic ….. she was in LANDOCORNIA. Landocornia ? The
to LANDOCORNIA “. At this point Versace didn’t know how she felt, she was overwhelmed and disappointed at the same time. “ I Know that this is confusing but these are in fact unicorns, they’re just babies right now !, they haven’t grown their horns or their tails yet” says the woman from the distance ( by the way her name is Kerri) “ oh I understand now, but why do you only have babies” says versace. “ All of the adults we have are being experimented on, working on something called a rainbow, they say when a unicorn dies it is summoned up to the sky, and will fart one last time causing a rainbow and it’ll rain and the sun will come out ! “ interesting, has it happened yet” says versace “ No, but one of the greatest scientists in the world has been here; Andreaya and says it could happen in minutes !” “ Everyone Look “ says Andreaya. “ A rainbow !” and that’s the day rainbows became the way they are