Vampire Monologue

Where did this come from? It’s a nice day in south Florida, cool winds and cloudy skies. You wake up feeling rather cold for the middle of summer. You get up and greet your family in the kitchen with a tired smile. “I’m going to take a shower” you said. Walking up the stairs you feel a stinging on your right underarm, you rub it and keep walking. You get in the shower feeling awake and regenerated, then you feel another stinging pain, it’s the same spot… You look and see two little puncture marks with dried blood. You think about the old vampire movies, but think that’s for kids. Then you remember the spider you saw in your room the night before, wondering if it found its way in the bed. None of these ideas spark any interest and you keep showering with waves of little stings every now and again. School is waiting for you with arms wide open, but you can barely lift
Your best friend starts to notice and asks if you’re okay. You tell him that you think it’s a vampire bite, like the old legends said. This time he thinks you’re crazy for sure. Home is pleasing, but you investigate where the spider was the night before. It’s gone… Then you here a wild shriek from your sister’s bedroom. It rattles your bones and your hair stands straight up. You slowly push the door open with the arm that still works to see her standing on her bed staring in the corner of her room. “Whats wrong?” you ask with fear of the answer. She replies “There is a weird spider in my room and you know how I hate spiders”. This strikes you, maybe it’s the same spider from your room. You decide to examine the spider and research it on your phone, turns out it’s a Brazilian widow spider that is lethal to small bugs and rodents, but barley dangerous to humans. You do a big sigh of relief going back into your room laying on your bed. All of a sudden fangs sprout out of your mouth and you crave blood!! Turns out it was a vampire bite the whole