Troublesome Kiwis and How To Cope
Kiwis are beautiful and majestic creatures, but sometimes they can be pests, especially in backyards where bananas are trying to grow. This is a problem because bananas are bad at living when being put under stress. Over five people each year are left bananaless because of kiwis. There are, however, solutions.
Bananas are very difficult to grow, and if it their first year being planted in your backyard, it may take some time before they overcome their fears of kiwis or other animals. A good way to remember this is:
Bananas first SLEEP then bananas CREEP and then bananas LEAP
This poem shows the three stages of a bananas sense of security. In the first year of being planted in the ground, a banana is shy and reclusive. It rarely leaves the house and sleeps most of the time, to prevent eyecontact with other bananas.
The next year, the banana becomes more confident and may venture out of its home, but only very creepily. It will mostly lurk in the shadows and when walking will only tiptoe.
In the third year, the banana will have matured and will be ready to face the world. They will demonstrate their newfound wholeness by leaping far and high. At this stage, they will be immune to the stress of seeing a kiwi.
Until the bananas third stage of life, it is very vulnerable to stress and also death. Kiwis are often the culprits, so a good way to protect your bananas is to repell the kiwis. One kiwi repellent that works almost every time is banana juice. Kiwis hate the smell and they will skedaddle very fast. However, the smell may also upset your bananas. A better solution in your case it to leave the kiwis be and find a new home for your bananas. There are many banana homes in large cities. Simply dial the easy-to-remember phone number, and your problems will be over: 9-1-1.
Bananas are very difficult to grow, and if it their first year being planted in your backyard, it may take some time before they overcome their fears of kiwis or other animals. A good way to remember this is:
Bananas first SLEEP then bananas CREEP and then bananas LEAP
This poem shows the three stages of a bananas sense of security. In the first year of being planted in the ground, a banana is shy and reclusive. It rarely leaves the house and sleeps most of the time, to prevent eyecontact with other bananas.
The next year, the banana becomes more confident and may venture out of its home, but only very creepily. It will mostly lurk in the shadows and when walking will only tiptoe.
In the third year, the banana will have matured and will be ready to face the world. They will demonstrate their newfound wholeness by leaping far and high. At this stage, they will be immune to the stress of seeing a kiwi.
Until the bananas third stage of life, it is very vulnerable to stress and also death. Kiwis are often the culprits, so a good way to protect your bananas is to repell the kiwis. One kiwi repellent that works almost every time is banana juice. Kiwis hate the smell and they will skedaddle very fast. However, the smell may also upset your bananas. A better solution in your case it to leave the kiwis be and find a new home for your bananas. There are many banana homes in large cities. Simply dial the easy-to-remember phone number, and your problems will be over: 9-1-1.