Storybrooke: A Narrative Fiction
It had been a long and stressful night for the residents of Storybrooke. Emma and Hook watched helplessly as Belle handed her newborn son over to the blue fairy for safekeeping. Belle was recovering from her horrific childbirth without an actual child to make it tolerable and the long-suffering Mr. And Mrs. Charming were still taking turns being awake during their joint sleeping curse. Everyone was on edge. Everyone had problems. On this night, however, Regina was the person most likely to lose her shit! She couldn’t escape the guilty feeling of everything being her fault. After all, she was the one who separated herself from the Evil Queen. She couldn't take all the chaos anymore, so she went to “The Rabbit Hole” for a real drink. The mild
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“Okay, but this is the last one” The bartender replied.
A very insulted Regina just lifted her hands off the bar and proceeded to give the bartender not one, but two middle fingers.
“Regina, there you are”! Emma said, storming into the bar, relieved to find her friend safe. Emma and Hook had been driving all over Storybrooke looking for Regina. They went into the bar when they spotted Regina’s car parked out front.
“Go away”! Regina grumbled, “I was just about to play some tunes on the ole jukebox. Don’t interrupt me,” She slurred, once again stumbling off the bar stool and zig zagging towards the jukebox, dropping quarters in her wake.
“Regina, why don’t you let us take you home”? Emma suggested
“No”! “Go away”! Regina shouted, “Your family’s boringness has already covered me like mold” She slurred, “I’m moldy…and boring…I’m a moldy bore,” Regina whined.
Emma and Hook watched in disbelief as Regina proceeded to sing along with the melodramatic 80’s power ballads coming out of the jukebox. Somehow , the mayor knew every word and blurted them out at the top of her lungs, completely off key, all while dancing like a bug on a hot …show more content…
“Regina, come on, let’s get you home so you can sleep all of this off” Emma reasoned
“Get away from me, Savior” Regina yelled, “You’re always so sweet. So nice. I hate being nice. I loved being a bitch. You haven't lived until some peasant has stood before you trembling in fear” Regina reminisced
“You’re not that person anymore, remember”? Emma reminded Regina
“Oh I’m well aware” Regina lamented “My other half is out there somewhere having the time of her life, while I’m stuck here, in a fucking ugly pants suit, with you Debbie Downers” She seethed
“We’re not Debbie Downers. We can be fun” Emma replied hesitantly, not only trying to convince Regina, but herself as well.
“Yeah you guys are a real party. When was the last time you just let loose and tore shit up…huh…huh…that’s right. NEVER”! Regina taunted
“You don’t need to tear shit up to have a good time, Regina and by the way, nobody told you that you have to wear pants suits. What the hell”! Emma responded, annoyed
“How come Rumple is banging her”? Regina moaned, “We were alone together in the Enchanted Forest all the time and he never banged me,” She cried
“Regina! Stop”! Emma
“Okay, but this is the last one” The bartender replied.
A very insulted Regina just lifted her hands off the bar and proceeded to give the bartender not one, but two middle fingers.
“Regina, there you are”! Emma said, storming into the bar, relieved to find her friend safe. Emma and Hook had been driving all over Storybrooke looking for Regina. They went into the bar when they spotted Regina’s car parked out front.
“Go away”! Regina grumbled, “I was just about to play some tunes on the ole jukebox. Don’t interrupt me,” She slurred, once again stumbling off the bar stool and zig zagging towards the jukebox, dropping quarters in her wake.
“Regina, why don’t you let us take you home”? Emma suggested
“No”! “Go away”! Regina shouted, “Your family’s boringness has already covered me like mold” She slurred, “I’m moldy…and boring…I’m a moldy bore,” Regina whined.
Emma and Hook watched in disbelief as Regina proceeded to sing along with the melodramatic 80’s power ballads coming out of the jukebox. Somehow , the mayor knew every word and blurted them out at the top of her lungs, completely off key, all while dancing like a bug on a hot …show more content…
“Regina, come on, let’s get you home so you can sleep all of this off” Emma reasoned
“Get away from me, Savior” Regina yelled, “You’re always so sweet. So nice. I hate being nice. I loved being a bitch. You haven't lived until some peasant has stood before you trembling in fear” Regina reminisced
“You’re not that person anymore, remember”? Emma reminded Regina
“Oh I’m well aware” Regina lamented “My other half is out there somewhere having the time of her life, while I’m stuck here, in a fucking ugly pants suit, with you Debbie Downers” She seethed
“We’re not Debbie Downers. We can be fun” Emma replied hesitantly, not only trying to convince Regina, but herself as well.
“Yeah you guys are a real party. When was the last time you just let loose and tore shit up…huh…huh…that’s right. NEVER”! Regina taunted
“You don’t need to tear shit up to have a good time, Regina and by the way, nobody told you that you have to wear pants suits. What the hell”! Emma responded, annoyed
“How come Rumple is banging her”? Regina moaned, “We were alone together in the Enchanted Forest all the time and he never banged me,” She cried
“Regina! Stop”! Emma