Stone Powder Monologue

"Sae, thaur 'twas standing 20 feet tall, 320 pounds an' all I had was mah wee dagger and me one good eye. He starred at me wi' its hundred eyes and it tried to mak' a grab at me, but what it didn't know was-"
"It didn't know you had the Stone Powder from the Terra Dragons!" A man interrupted and Thorith gave him an irritated look. "Aye Gorrick, what it didn't know is I had th' Stone Powder I hid in me briefs. Sae, I reached in me briefs an' took out th' powder. But th' foul beast knocked th' sack out of me hand an' knocked me back to the wall of th' cave!
It pinned me to th' ground wi' its meaty claw, pinnin' me to th' ground an' it looked at me with its glassy, bloodshot eyes! Openin' its jaws, its mouth was drippin' with slobber and were
Honestly, I thought it 'twas over me. I started rememberin' all th' good things 'at happened in me life. Th' time I got me first sword, me first battle, heh me marriages!" He chuckled and the others did too. "As th' beast was about to gobble me whole, I remembered I had mah dagger in me left boot! I struggled against th' monster's grip and managed to get me dagger between mah feet. Wi' th' dagger in feet,
"GORRICK!" Thorith shouted furiously and flung the axe at him. The men and Gorrick scattered to avoid the axe. The axe landed a centimeter from my feet. "Thorith!" I shouted happily and his angry face brighten up. "Little Bellator!" He laughed happily and embraced me in his giant meaty, muscular arms. " Oh how I missed ye!" He cried happily as he set me back on the ground, but then flicked me on the for head, hard. "Ow! What was that for?!" I yelled in pain. "That's for almost giving me a heart attack! Do you know how worried I was when I heard that Asgardian put a spell on ye and making do doolally? Ye almost made me loose a few thousand years off me life." He said, as he grabbed a sword and started sharping it on a large piece of stone. "Aw, I'm sorry Thorith. I didn't mean to worry you, but you see I'm alright now." I reassured