Ronald Rump's Argument Against The Death Penalty

It was a cold winter night, but inside of his magnificent mansion, Ronald Rump had no clue of what the weather was like. He walked around his room, practicing his scornful expression by squinting his unusual eyes. The rich old man thought back to a gathering he arranged a few years back, to which many wise people were invited. They were engaged in numerous conversations about politics. Amongst the guests, a large argument began as people started debating whether having a death penalty was morally correct. Many thought that the death penalty was useless, while some thought that the death penalty should be replaced by life-time imprisonment. Soon, Rump decided that he would jump into the argument, because he felt as if his ideas were miles superior. “I hate to break it to you”, he began “But all of you are wrong. Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure. It's not your fault. Now, as I said, all of you are terribly mistaken, because capital punishment is a wonderful thing and I think that it
Rump began to rattle with rage. “You are a liar Shillary! There is no way that someone as incapable as you or could even stay in prison for 5 years!” he roared. “As a matter of fact I will bet 600 million rubles that you will not be able to last in imprisonment for five years.” By now, nearly half of the guests had left, but the other half that had remained had no intention of leaving soon. Shillary had realized what she had gotten herself into, yet decided to continue her argument. “I accept your challenge, Mr. Rump.” She announced. The guests fell into a noisy chatter, arguing about the terms of this bet and whether Shillary would win. The determined woman spoke again, “I won’t stay for five years. I will stay imprisoned for five years and one day”. At this point, the crowd had stopped talking. They had all reached the conclusion that Mrs. Liarton would