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Query Letter Kentucky Fried Girlfriend
Query letter Title: Kentucky fried girlfriend
Genre: Modern
Word count: 2000-2500 per episode (roughly 5 pages)
2 sentence pitch: What happens when 1 week with your new girlfriend turns into 5 months after stepping off the airplane? One wacky slice of life story.
3 paragraph summary: The week before Christmas 2009 lead to be my most harrowing experience. Right after getting baptized in a mega church was what I thought to be the last week before the end. The end of walking to coffee houses 6 days a week to make yearbooks for athletes, fights with my parents and all around boredom. I was given the opportunity to fly out of the Bay Area to see my online girlfriend I’d been dating for a year to touch-down in the steaming desert that would end up taking everything from me, this place is called: Tucson, AZ. Most by everything I was told by Karma “my girlfriend at the time” over the phone was a set-up, a lie. The next 5 months pushed me to the limits of abuse. Being forced to move in with her mother who was an RN nurse turned drug dealer/addict, filling out application after application with no job the entirety of the deflated 5 months and walked around looking for money and food on the streets. What …show more content…
I will be writing this out in full display with fictitious stories on heating up buckets of water on the stove top if we had electricity to take baths, sleeping with a kitchen knife under my pillow in fear the Mexican cartel breaking in and murdering everyone, sitting in an office packed with boxes writing sermons to myself just to keep a sense of sanity. This heart-rending tale will hopefully have you laughing, crying, and leaving you with the feeling to return again and again. It doesn’t get any more entertaining than what your about to
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