Posh - Laura Wade
Topics: Fuck, 2000s music groups, Bird / Pages: 11 (2540 words) / Published: Oct 2nd, 2013

Soliloquy of Guy Belling field – Posh

Guy. Guy Bellingfield. Yeah that’s me; Aspiring president of the infamous Riot Club. Tonight lads this glorious return is going down in fucking history I can put my money on it. But there’s just one slight problem... I’m pretty stuck for ideas which is peculiar because I’m awesome and I’m not going to let any of these idiots especially that foreigner Dimitri, fuck this up for me. Who does he think he is? Prancing around the grounds of where I’m about to make history, with humus and pitta bread! No chance. I know what will work! Shit why didn’t I think of this earlier! A ten bird roast! Bonding over the meat and fire at the expense of a few birds will leave my mark. A sacrament! I’ll show these boys what’s gonna go down at this table. Show James exactly how it is supposed to be done round here. My uncle Jezza will be well chuffed! But what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him... A dozen crates of champagne, a lot of penis action! I’m not a man of disappointment. It won’t be hard to get the vote of that new chap Ed. Oblivious, shy, childlike but best of all fresh and new. He doesn’t know any better I mean did you see the way he said ‘totes’. Once he’s under my power he’ll know exactly how to address my brotherhood. Soliloquy of Guy Belling field – Posh

Guy. Guy Bellingfield. Yeah that’s me; Aspiring president of the infamous Riot Club. Tonight lads this glorious return is going down in fucking history I can put my money on it. But there’s just one slight problem... I’m pretty stuck for ideas which is peculiar because I’m awesome and I’m not going to let any of these idiots especially that foreigner Dimitri, fuck this up for me. Who does he think he is? Prancing around the grounds of where I’m about to make history, with humus and pitta bread! No chance. I know what will work! Shit why didn’t I think of this earlier! A ten bird roast! Bonding over the meat and fire at the expense of a few birds will leave my mark. A

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